Grate New Toilet Paper

This stuff works when Charmin has been all squeezed out. Great for the boss, or any other asshole that pisses you off.

15 Responses to “Grate New Toilet Paper”

  1. mistipurple Says:

    OUCH!! lol. should put this in your guest toilet, and wait for the guffaws!!

  2. Simple American Says:

    But I like my guests. ;)

  3. Kunstemaecker Says:

    Only one word comes to mind.

  4. Simple American Says:

    @kunstemaecker And that word would be???? Curious minds have to know.

  5. Yng Lyn Says:

    OOO OUCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
    OUCH OUCH OUCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  6. Simple American Says:

    Hey LyN. This actually might work well with your toilet. Whatcha think?

  7. mistipurple Says:

    imagine having to go to the loo to do your vegetable gratings.. will the missus have it?

  8. Simple American Says:

    It depends on which bowl collects the shavings.

  9. Kunstemaecker Says:

    @SA: Yng Lyn already used the censored word, I was thinking more in the lines of: holyshitiamnotusingthattowipemyasswith.

  10. Simple American Says:

    And K-man. It’s tough to blow you nose with that stuff to.

  11. mistipurple Says:

    ouch. will you stop causing me mental hurts! :p

  12. Simple American Says:

    Sorry misti. I guess I better not go into its use for removing cosmetics.

  13. mistipurple Says:

    you are giving mental pics again. its 5.20am here! don’t worry, lay it on with the cosmetic bit. :p

  14. Simple American Says:

    Well at least this are PG-13 images.

  15. mistipurple Says:

    wish this can help my clogged sink. lol.

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