Romancing the Chicken Bone

Once upon a time there was a handsome young Texan who worked on his hotel and restaurant management degree at the University of Houston. He had skipped summer classes the year before, but had decided he wanted to speed up the process so that meant hitting the books over the summer. American History from 1876 to the Present (1986) seemed like a good summer fit and he saw a time that fit his schedule.

On the first day of class he went to the Social Works Building Lecture Hall One. In these days he was always early for classes and appointments and the first day of school was no exception. This was despite being rear ended by some moron on the Gulf Freeway a couple hours earlier. So he entered the right hand door and moved to the middle of the 140 seat hall and found a spot in the middle. He dumped his backpack and dug out a pen and pad.

Then the handsome young Texan looked around the room to see if he recognized anyone. He did not spot anyone familiar, but on the stage stood a delicate lily, smile glowing, bronze flesh, and curls brushing the blossoms shoulders. She looked to be quite popular, as Asian bees buzzed by her for a chat and other blossoms from the China Sea surrounded her but none compared. The Texas could not help but admire the blosson’s beauty. Just as in the first day of elementary school when he decided he could never learn to read or write, he knew he would never get close enough to inhale the perfume, much less pluck the blossom.

So for a couple of weeks he focused on history. Every now and then the lily took root near him. They even exchanged smiles and once she stopped his beating heart with an unchallenged hello. But the Texan focused on the ramifications of Teddy Roosevelt charging up San Juan Hill rather than engaging the blossom in conversation.

Then came the day. One that looked to be as boring as the day that preceded it. Early as usual he sat in the middle and prepared to take notes. Just as the lecture began the lily walked in and selected the same row as the Texan. She smiled and apologised as she shoved passed, overladen with backpack and a large nondescript brown paper bag that she gripped by its rolled end.

The lecture droned on about the depression and the Dust Bowl. Being that it was summer school, classes lasted longer, but there is always a middle break. The handsome young Texan dashed to the restroom and when he returned she sat there. he sat too and they chatted for a sentence or two or three regarding a topic long forgotten. Something interesting like the weather, or traffic on the 610 Loop.

Those sentences kept buzzing in the Texan’s mind. The lecture was a distraction from his focus on the lily. Too bad he had a now forfotten appointment after class or the handsome young Texan could chat the lily up a bit. Talking is supposed to be good for blossoms or so he read.

Class dismissed. Open bag, stuff in note book, drop in a pen, zip shut, and lug onto the shoulder. The lily smiled as she waited for the Texan to get moving. Thump. Bathump. Bahtump. He stepped out on to the aisle and let her pass. She walked by in jeans and a button down blouse, both a darker blue than the Texan’s eyes. Thump. Bathump. Bahtump. And those eyes focused on the lily and that’s when fate struck. Thump. Bathump. Bahtump. The lily did not have her brown bag. Thump. Bathump. Bahtump.

“Excuse me mortal blosson,” he spoke words shaking off his tongue. “But you have forgotten your brown bag.”

The lily turned.

Stopped.

Looked.

The world went Neo; frozen as if nothing mattered. She looked at the Texan and smiled. Then he learned that the bag was full of chicken which she gave to her friend that worked down the hall in the computer room.

Next would come the mistake of the century. Invitations meant to be rejected were offered and accepted. Appointments that should not be missed, were. Nonexistent insults avoided in the name of ignorance. A bag of chicken eaten, a lily plucked, and a Texan grown just a bit older and fuller.

50 Responses to “Romancing the Chicken Bone”

  1. Etchen Says:

    What a wonderful story! I want more of these! ;-)

  2. socialpest Says:

    oh yay! thank you for taking the time to fulfil my request. :) that was so nice. blossom ey? hehe.

  3. Simple American Says:

    @etchen I don’t know how often I can go autobiographical, but I will try when the muse allows. The request made it a little easier to write.

    @socialpest I enjoyed the exercise socialpest. A couple of years ago I took my son to that classroom after watching a UH football game. Nothing has changed in the room in almost 20 years. She is still quite the blossom and her eyes still smile. She is so much better than I.

  4. Alisa Says:

    Wow! What a beautiful way to tell your story.

  5. mistipurple Says:

    awwwww. you’re so much in love then and you are so much in love now! baby baby baby, it’s so good this kind of good love exists.
    should i go buy a bag of chicken to catch my beau?

  6. Wabbit Says:

    U and Kunsta should go Co-write a book or something….full of imagination and talent~!!! keep blogging pls! i may not blog much but i do read….:)well-written

  7. Simple American Says:

    @Alisa I have told this story a lot orally. It was kind of refreshing to put it into words and try to make a bag of chicken romantic.

    @misti tat sounds like a plan to me. ;)

    @wabbit hey there long time no see. Actually me and Kunsta may do this some day. I miss your writing but I understand you’re busy. Was a little worried about that last shout on your blog.

  8. Jane Says:

    wow… sweet…I can’t say anything.. as I’m smiling here…with both my lips and my eyes.. :-)

  9. Simple American Says:

    @Jane Cannot imagine you smiling any larger. hahaha

  10. transience Says:

    aaaaaaawwwwwwwww. that was delightful and lovely. it made me smile, sa.

  11. Simple American Says:

    You don’t know how happy that makes me transience.

    Wow another new icon just to emphasize your point. Cool. I need to go find one of Bjork’s (sp?)songs and listen. I don’t know if I have heard her before.

  12. Lynne Says:

    Ohhhh, soooo sweet ….. swoon

    So who is this handsome Texan huh??? *wink wink*

    New riddle: “Why did the chicken go to the lecture theater?”

  13. Simple American Says:

    Hey lynne. If I was an Aggie (Texas A&M) You would be killing me right about now.

    Glad you enjoyed it.

  14. Simple American Says:

    I was reading the posts again wabbit. After reading yours I wanna make sure you unnerstan dat this is a true autobiographical event lah.

  15. stupid cat Says:

    i am hungry after reading this… no chicken at home, so i am eating instant cup noodles now.. such a romantic story!! :)

  16. Simple American Says:

    The instant cup noodles came later cat. Glad you enjoyed.

  17. Jiameei Says:

    Gorgeous.

    Just gorgeous.

  18. Simple American Says:

    Glad to see you my Queen. Happy you enjoyed the post too.

  19. JoeC Says:

    ahhh… memories of that long summer, of books, a bag of chicken and a dreams of flowers. we know what happen to the books n chicken but what of the flower? is there gardening involved? cheers!

  20. Simple American Says:

    Gardening is always involved in these. Blossoms require nurturing, sunshine, and rain. And you have to be very gentle or they will leaf you. ;)

  21. ray ray Says:

    a beautiful tale, it’s fun to use the third person sometimes.

  22. Simple American Says:

    This type of writing is so different than my usual style. Kind of refreshing. Got to use some writing muscles that had been ignored in the past.

  23. Kunstemaecker Says:

    refreshing indeed. Look at how many comments you got for this story!

  24. Simple American Says:

    Yeah K man. It really surprised me. Wonder if the same would happen for stuff I usually write? Horror and fantasy. Hmmm may dig in the archives and clean up an old story to find out.

  25. mistipurple Says:

    you must show your lily this post. *wink*

  26. Simple American Says:

    I told her about it misti.

  27. mistipurple Says:

    she must be so happy! it’s soooo romantic. you sound so in love then and now you know? :)

  28. Simple American Says:

    Know what? Alzheimers hitting me again. haha

  29. mistipurple Says:

    perhaps me too. i said the same thing earlier.

  30. Simple American Says:

    Know what? Alzheimers hitting me again. haha

    Uh. Waitaminute.

  31. mistipurple Says:

    i thought i wrote something here earlier. no no perhaps not.. but then again.. of course i did.. i think.
    but you will get your hugs all the same. but i did gave you some earlier, i think.

  32. Simple American Says:

    Excuse me. Have we met before?

    Hug, oh yeah. I can do that.

  33. Ed Wetterman Says:

    Hey, ya left my part out of the story!

    How I tried to talk you out of it, how we gamed for a bachelor’s party, and how our fishing days ended when ya got married!

    However, let me say, I LOVE Branda and Jerry has the greatest kids ever. I love em like my own and would do anything for them.

  34. Simple American Says:

    That came later. Another tale I may choose to spin some day.

    Damn I wish I could remember which end of the pole to point at the water. Ya get to eat the fish right?

    Ed’s the best friend and partner a fellow a could ever ask for.

  35. mistipurple Says:

    can you clone Ed?

  36. Simple American Says:

    You cannot clone Texan. Just sheep.

    Sorry lah.

  37. mistipurple Says:

    *mmeeehhhhhh….

  38. mistipurple Says:

    dolly calling…
    (hahaa, since your comment box is stuck in limbo on the main page. this oughta kick the numbers. always did the trick for me. when you can’t beat bloggoflups, you get to learn how move their butts.)

  39. Simple American Says:

    Oh hello Dolly.
    Say hello Dolly.

    Oh sorry. My dad used to play that song really, really loud. Bad memories there, especially when he did it drunk off his at ass at 3 in the morning.

    Speaking of three in the morning. Coughing keeping you up dear?

  40. mistipurple Says:

    coughing jolted me outta bed more likey, but am ok now, drinking caracola’s mixture of hot honey and lemon. it helps.
    sometimes i alternate with coca cola and lemon. lol. any concoction to keep away the cough syrup for now. 2 sets of antibiotics are enough for my overloaded system.

  41. Simple American Says:

    Dang. Sounds like rough stuff. Snuggle up and go back to sleep.

  42. mistipurple Says:

    meeehhhhh…cloned dolly sleeps..

  43. Simple American Says:

    Hahaha.

    I’ll have to keep you away from Texas A&M. Be too popular there.

  44. Jane Says:

    Wow…. nice nice… 44 comments so far.. ;-)

  45. Simple American Says:

    yeah I need to make a new post. After I finish working on Skinwalker.

  46. kimananda Says:

    This is such a great story. I’m glad it had a happy ending, too!

  47. Simple American Says:

    Thank you and welcome to my blog.

  48. may Says:

    *prepares a vase for the lily*

  49. L B Says:

    Ok, now I really want some Kentucky Fried Chicken!

  50. rinnah Says:

    I want someone to write me a story like that… *jelus*

    SA: You will get your story some day. You are so worth it.  :)

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