LyN Tagged Me
Wow this tag has been really tough. I always relish the opportunity to write, but this time I dunno. It really delves into my dark side and yes I do have one. It’[s buried deep in my soul, but like a Cthuluish creature its tentacles push open doors and dig tunnels that require constant slamming and burying only to move on to prevent the next vile escape. I guess first I should state what this tag is before I let the demons eat me alive.
“Project description: (written by the one and only VINCENT)
"I am quite a big asshole, eh? This project is called ‘The Assholometer Bounty’ simply because it is interesting find out, now that you guys know of my evilness, how much you would pay to get rid of me? How much would you be willing to fork out to rid the world of someone like me? Pillage my commenting box with any figure and I will total up the assholometer bounty as we go along.
Let’s face it. As much as people like to claim that they are nice people, everybody is an asshole deep down inside. In fact, not enough people are proud of the evil things they did. With the exception of a couple of guys, I don’t think enough people blog about their ‘assholic’ tendencies. Wouldn’t it be a joy to read of more people being evil?
1) All you guys have to do is blog about your most ‘assholic’ deed (or a few, if you wish) in order to get your readers to raise your bounty. The higher your bounty, the better.
2) Copy out these last few paragraphs including the project description.
3) In keeping with being an ‘asshole’, you are free to spread this meme along to as many people as you wish (the more the merrier since everybody hates memes)."
- Vincent”
My first question is who the fuck is Vincent?
I went and looked at this blog. What he’s listed is a bunch of pussy shit. I’ve read Lyn’s and socialpest’s meme as well. Well you ladies don’t come close to what I would write, if I would write it. Hell but for the grace of God I would have done jail time numerous occasions, though I’m pretty sure the statute of limitations would have passed by now on most of it. You guys have done some little kiddy shit. Grow beyond it. Forget these things. Once I left the Army and alcohol I started acting rationally. Especially once I got into University, though I admit I was an older student being a Freshman at 27.
My sins are between me and God and I intend to keep them there. All he asks is I confess my ill deeds and forget them. That is what I intend to do. Please don’t think I am judging you folks or placing myself up on a pedestal. Both of those acts are just as bad as the things I will not divulge.
Now I have to act responsible, because whether I like it or not I am a role model to my wee bairns. They read my blog and I’m not giving them a license to follow in my footsteps. I want them to be better. Avoid all the dumb shit I did. I don’t want them to carry the tentacles of guilt like those that slither over my thoughts.
November 24th, 2005 at 2:33 am
hhmm..i dun quite like that meme. ;(
November 24th, 2005 at 9:15 am
It hurt not to answer. But answering would have hurt even more.
November 24th, 2005 at 10:14 am
boinkkkk. i understand.
November 24th, 2005 at 12:35 pm
@misti Thank you for being understanding.
November 24th, 2005 at 1:15 pm
Hmmm…now you (quite rightly I would say) didn’t answer. Does this meant that I can’t offer a bounty anyway? Cause I could offer a dollar (well, actually about 6.33 Danish kroner) if you would like.
In any case, happy Thanksgiving!
November 24th, 2005 at 2:20 pm
In retrospect I am pathetic. Deserved of being served up for a bounty. But I do see a pleasant future and will focus on it.
And Happy Thanksgiving to you. Hope you and Thor have a wonderful day.
November 24th, 2005 at 5:37 pm
that was very wise, sa. i would not have done the same, given how logorrheaic i am.
November 24th, 2005 at 6:20 pm
Could understand. We might have learnt a lesson from the ‘assholic’ deeds but they are meant to be forgotten.
November 24th, 2005 at 6:54 pm
Actually transience, you use words with great economy and precision. And I don’t ever recall you taking on a meme either. But thanks for the complement and more for not abandoning me.
@pinkie You would have learned that I can be a thug. Maturity and letters can turn crap into substance. Now if I could only lose the reek.
November 26th, 2005 at 10:10 am
everyone has a choice and you too! *hug*
November 27th, 2005 at 12:39 am
you know what,, i think this is coolest response to a incrminating tag!!!
well done kor!!!
p.s: vincent is a friend of mine from university.. pretty cool dude though!
November 27th, 2005 at 10:47 am
Thanks mui. Ya don’t know how much your response means to me.
November 27th, 2005 at 11:15 pm
aha!!
now this muimui n korkor thing makes more sense…i think. *rubs chin trying to figure out wat the heck is going?*
November 27th, 2005 at 11:35 pm
It is difficult without a program sometimes. And the programs are all out of print.
But I have lots of little sisters running around here. The common denominator is they all have Chinese blood, though none of them have ever lived in China. It is most peculiar. But I love them all. Much more than my blood sister who I have not spoken to since 1987.
November 28th, 2005 at 2:43 am
oooo….well, can i also be another one of ur muis?
i’m a SMALL part chinese too. but have NEVER stepped foot in china, yet. 
November 28th, 2005 at 5:53 am
Hmmm…. Well all of my sisters have been outgoing and you exhibit that quality. So yes mui, you are in the club.
November 28th, 2005 at 9:00 am
Oh yvy. I’m going to link to you as well. k?
November 28th, 2005 at 9:08 pm
YAY!!! *jumps up n down* i’m someone mui-mui chai. YAY!!! *hugs* does this also me i can tag-you’re-it you, big bro?
*shows off my perfect pearly whites*
November 28th, 2005 at 9:09 pm
ps. sure thing, ah kor…
November 29th, 2005 at 9:15 am
Oh kee. hugz back. Tag back atcha.
Thanks for letting me link. Will get you added right away.