Simple America

[x] I’ve consumed alcohol (I drank like a fish when I was in the army).
[x] I’ve run away from home (My little friend and his brother abandoned our families and made it about 3 blocks. We stopped by the local haunted house. There we hurled rocks at the windows, until an old lady chased us off with a broom. We went home of course.).
[x] I have lied to my parents about where I am (Only every day. It was habitual.)
[ ] I listen to political music
[x] I have collected comic books (I loved Spiderman, X-Men, and Batman. I have a few hundred comics still and I have kept them in immaculate condition bagged in plastic.)
[x] I shut others out when I’m depressed (I want to be left alone in this condition. I don’t go there, but I used to visit quite frequently.)
[] I watch the news.
[ ] I own over 5 rap CDs (Rap music is an oxymoron).
[x] I own an iPod or MP3 (But I listen to Bible sermons on my MP3 more than music.)
[x] I love Disney Movies (My favorite one is Old Yeller)
[x ] I am a sucker for hair/eyes (I love long black hair and almond eyes)
[x] I curse regularly (I cuss like a fish drinks water. It really gets to the point of stupidity sometimes).
[x] I paid for that cell phone ring. (But I only pay for one for each phone)
[x] I am a sports fanatic (I love hockey, American football, basketball, and baseball. Though I am not as bad as I used to be)
[ ] I love Spam (Spam sucks, but I eat when camping.)
[x] I bake well (Pies, cakes. I can get around the kitchen.)
[ ] I would wear pajamas to school.
[ ] I own something from Abercrombie (I’m not very trendy)
[ ] I love Martha Stewart (She’s a bitch)
[x] am guilty oF tYpInG lIkE tHiS (Doesn’t everyone)
[x] I am sometimes self conscious (To the point of stupidity sometimes. I am growing up a little.)
[x] I like to laugh (And I usually laugh too loud and too long.)
[ ] I smoke a pack a day.
[] I have cough drops when I’m not sick
[ ] I can’t swallow pills.
[x] I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem.
[ ] I have many scars (more mosquito bites than scars)
[x] I’ve been out of this country. (I went all over the world in the Army. Still travel a bit now and then.)
[ ] I can’t sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[x] I am really ticklish (I will hurt you if you tickle me. I don’t play that.)
[] I’ve seen a therapist (I probably should have)
[x] I love chocolate (And I have the belly to prove it.)
[x] I play video games. (I’m a geek. Hello!)
[x] I watch cartoons (Sure. Jimmy Neutron is my favorite. Also like Batman and Teen Titans.)
[ ] Gotten lost in my city (I’m Boy Scout with a internal compass.)
[x ] Saw a shooting star
[x] I had a Surgery (three times)
[x] Gone out in public in your pajamas (I was in kindergarten last time I did this)
[x] I have Kissed a Stranger (She kissed me and I would do it again.)
[x] Hugged a stranger
[x] Been in a fist fight
[x] Been arrested
[x] Pushed all the buttons on an elevator
[ ] Made out in an elevator
[x] Swore at your parents (I was a horrid son)
[x] Kicked a guy where it hurts (And been kicked too.)
[x] Been to a casino (Vegas and Galveston cruises)
[ ] Been skydiving (Tore cartilage in my knee at Airborne School)
[ ] Broken a bone
[x] Skipped school
[x] Played spin the bottle (Though the girls did not want ME to play)
[x] Gotten stitches (After surgery)
[ ] Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour
[ ] Bitten somebody
[x] Been to Niagara Falls (Twice and wanna go back)
[x] Gotten the chicken pox
[x] Crashed into a friend’s car (Chasing my friend home from work on a wet night. Smash.)
[x] Been to Japan (Just the airports. I want to see more. Especially Nara.)
[x] Ridden in a taxi
[x] Shoplifted
[x] Been fired
[x] Had feelings for someone who didnt have them back (All the fucking time in High School. Me=Loser)
[x] Stole something from your job
[x] Gone on a blind date (A few times. There was a reason why each of these girls did not get asked out on dates. Did not stop me from making out with them. I was no winner)
[x] Lied to a friend (Most embarrassing.)
[ ] Had a crush on a teacher
[ ] Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans
[x] Been married (Currently)
[ ] Gotten divorced
[ ] Saw someone die
[ ] Been to Africa
[x] Driven over 400 miles in one day (I live in Texas. It takes a while to go places sometimes. This ain’t no dinky county sized state0
[x] Been to Canada (I love Toronto and want to visit Vancouver)
[x] Been to Mexico (It was nice, but its been almost 30 years. Suspect it has changed)
[x] Been on a plane
[] Thrown up on a bar
[x] Eaten Sushi
[ ] Been snowboarding
[x] Been Skiing (So much fun)
[x] Been to a motor cross show
[ ] Lost a child
[x] Gone to college
[X] Graduated college (Bachelors degree in Hotel Restaurant Management and Masters of Science in Accountancy and Taxation.)
[x] Done hard drugs
[x] Had someone cheat on you (It fucking hurt)
[x] Smoked a cigarette (Used to smoke three packs on days worked night shift. Have not smoked in over 20 years now)
[X] Smoked a cigar (Like one at weddings)
[ ] Made out with a member of the same sex (Gag me. Though a German tried to kiss me once. I ran away. If I kicked his ass they would have thrown me in jail and lost the key.)
[ ] Slept with a co-worker
[ ] Purposely set a part of myself on fire (Did it accidently once on guard duty trying to light a heater. Lit my parka on fire instead. Rolling in the snow put out the fire.)
[ ] Been in an abusive relationship (Does being abused as child count)
[x] Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by (I wish for that kind of time)
[x] Made a snow angel
[x] Had a tea party (With my daughter when she was little.)
[x] Flown a kite (Let myself go free)
[x] Built a sand castle (Fun at the beach with my kids)
[x] Gone puddle jumping (I was a little boy)
[ ] Played dress up
[ ] Jumped into a pile of leaves
[ ] Gone sledding
[x] Cheated while playing a game (Only to win)
[x] Been lonely (Particularly when I was in the army.)
[x] Fallen asleep at work/school
[x] Watched the sun set (We get beautiful sunsets in Texas)
[ ] Felt an earthquake
[x] Touched a snake (I’m real scared of snakes)
[X] Slept beneath the stars (Boy Scouts, Army bivouaks)
[x] Been tickled
[ ] Been robbed
[x] Been misunderstood (I’m married with children)
[ ] Won a contest (Lack confidence to enter)
[x] Ran a red light (Every day)
[ ] Been suspended from school
[x] Been in a car accident
[ ] Had braces
[x] Eaten a whole gallon of ice cream in one night (When I was a teenager)
[x] Had deja vu (All the time)
[ ] Danced in the moonlight
[x] Hated the way you look (Only when I look in the mirror)
[ ] Pole danced
[ ] Been obsessed with post-it notes
[x] Squished barefoot through the mud
[x] Been lost (I hate it)
[x] Been to the opposite side of the country
[x] Swam in the ocean
[x] Felt like dying (was very suicidal before I got married)
[x] Cried yourself to sleep
[x] Played cops and robbers
[ ] Recently colored with crayons/colored pencils/markers
[x] Sung karaoke (I enjoy this)
[ ] Paid for a meal with only coins
[x] Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t (Way too much)
[X] Made prank phone calls (hehehehe)
[X] Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose (Damn coca cola stings too)
[ ] Caught a snowflake on your tongue
[ ] Danced in the rain
[x] Written a letter to Santa Claus (Every year)
[x] Blown bubbles
[ ] Made a bonfire on the beach
[x] Crashed a party (Went to a lot of prom parties uninvited)
[x] Gone rollerskating (prefer, iceskating or better yet hockey)
[ ] Had a wish come true
[ ] Worn pearls
[ ] Jumped off a bridge
[ ] Screamed penis in public
[ ] Screamed vagina in public
[ ] Ate dog/cat food
[X] Told a complete stranger you loved them (I wanted to get laid)
[ ] Kissed a mirror
[x] Sang in the shower (I rock)
[x] Had a dream that you married someone
[ ] Glued your hand to something
[ ] Kissed a fish
[ ] Worn the opposite sexes clothes
[ ] Sat on a roof top
[ ] Screamed at the top of your lungs
[ ] Done a one-handed cartwheel
[ ] Talked on the phone for more than 5 hours
[x] Stayed up all night
[x] Didn’t take a shower for a week (In the Army)
[x] Climbed a tree
[ ] Had a tree house
[X] Are scared to watch scary movies (Like being scared this way)
[ ] Worn a really ugly outfit to school just to see what others say
[ ] Played chicken
[x] Pushed into a pool/lake with all your clothes on
[ ] Been told you’re beautiful by a complete stranger.
[x] Been easily amused
[x] Caught a fish then ate it
[ ] Caught a butterfly
[x] Laughed so hard you cried
[ ] Cried so hard you laughed
[x] Had someone moon/flash at you (Goofy teenagers)
[x] Cheated on a test
[ ] Have a Britney Spears CD
[x] Grown a beard

Picked up this meme from Selba. Pick it up if you have the time.

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