Kimananda Question Three and Four

Author Notice. Some of you may have noticed my visiting is down from my normal pace. My home firewall does not like blogspot blogs. This inconvenience used to be limited to cbox which may or may not appear when I visit from home. Now it randomly just kills the window when I try to visit. Depresses me so much I don’t visit the people I could visit. Getting ready to just wipe my hard drive and start all over. See if that improves things or not.

Question 3 and 4 are related. Therefore I choose to answer them in the same post.

 3. You also find yourself in front of St. Peter because of a heavenly clerical error. You are told you will be given your life back, but with something added to make up for the inconvenience. What something would be added? This something could be a quality, a special ability, something else entirely…you decide.

I would request the gift of communication. This would not be a small thing. This would consist of the ability to read and speak all languages without accent. I would like to speak with confidence and charisma also. And then I would teach God’s word. If he is going to send me back with this second chance then I will teach everyone that wants to listen using this gift.

4. Before you can come back, you have to wait for the heavenly paperwork to be processed, meaning that you will have been gone for 40 days and 40 nights. How will you explain your absence to your wife? She will not have any memory of your erroneous death, and will not know where you’ve been.

When I speak to my missus in perfect Hong Kong Cantonese that I am blessed by God. Well I think she will understand. I would hate to lose her. It reminds me of Moses when he lost his first wife when he returned to Egypt. She refused to go with him. My wife can trust my story bolstered by my Gift of Communication or she can stay and disbelieve. I have to do God’s will. And I will with or without her in this instance. Honestly I am certain she will walk besides me on this road.

21 Responses to “Kimananda Question Three and Four”

  1. kat Says:

    Me, me!! I want the gift of communication too!!

    No wonder sometimes my windows just shut down on me. It has to do with my firewall…I thought it only happened in ‘bad’/'naughty’ blogspot blogs…. :lol:

  2. simple american Says:

    Well I cannot give you the gift of communication Kat, but I can give you a Blue Ribbon for being so quick with your comment.

    The gives me all of these annoying buttons. I push them seven times at least and then the blog appears or evaporates depending on my luck. It it evaporates I can hang it up trying to visit blogs for the next few hours. Haiz…

  3. alisa Says:

    I have a feeling your wife loves you enough to believe you when you tell her where you’ve been.

  4. simple american Says:

    Me too Alisa. And you have the Red Ribbon post.

  5. may Says:

    all you need is love!
    *yawn*

  6. simple american Says:

    Won’t argue that May May.

  7. Bkworm Says:

    That ‘miracle’ of speaking perfect Cantonese will surely convince your wifey that you have been ‘blessed’ in an extraordinary way. But then again, can a crash course in Cantonese in forty days do the same? LOL!!

  8. seefei Says:

    hei happy belated national day!! i better tell mother superior not to talk bad about you in cantonese when you decide to come for our famous chilli crab hahaha!

    blog about religion is never easy. but you did well with your frankness and good that your tried other religion when you were in Japan. I am a buddhist and i had attended church since i was young. i also had 6 year of school in islamic study when i was in primary school. i choose buddhism because it suited me & my family. but i have no qualm if my children want to be christians cos at end of the day, religion is just part of our life. it is not life itself.

  9. simple american Says:

    In 40 days for me. Heck my accent is horrible after 20 years Bkworm. hahaha :)

    Thank you for the Independence Day greet Seefei. I cannot wait to try out some chili crab.

    Yeah. Talking about my faith is tough. I try not to do so too much as is very personal. But if someone asks me I feel obligated by God to discuss his truths.

  10. Pink Cotton Says:

    ahhh no wonder!
    my blog misses you!..hahahaha

    hope your pc gets well soon! :)

  11. simple american Says:

    My PC like me, Pink Cotton, is too fat. I need to do some backups and take off the things I do not need on here. I think I caught up on everyone’s blog today at work? Hope so.

  12. angel Says:

    *looks for mistiliu*
    Not here to chup today…

    I’d hv thought u’d ask for a pod (maybe?) to zap liu here and there, wherever, whenever… *LOL*

    *liu u*

  13. py Says:

    Hi Simple American. No wonder that I have been missing your comments from my blog lately. Wishing you good health and a fulfilling day.

  14. simple american Says:

    I wonder where misti is too Angel.

    The pod is attractive, but if God gives me a second chance I should not squander it on me. Heck I could have asked for an ocean of wealth too.

    Thanks PY. I try to visit from work when time allows.

  15. Winn Says:

    meaning u wont be able to sneak over to my fence and whisper a ‘liu'’?

    Awww..thats so awful!

    i hate awful thursday !:(

    hope ur firewall can be much friendlier..say hi to her for me.

  16. Chen Says:

    It’s nice to be able to communicate in several different languages. Some people are gifted with that ability.. Now I find it so hard to learn a new language :D

  17. simple american Says:

    I will liu my firewall Winn. Going to back up all the valiuble data and reformat everything else. So tired of this. Haiz… Glad I can liu you from work.

    Latin languages are difficult for me Chen. Don’t know why? Have failed to learn Spannish and French. German was no problem. Korean was really coming on good when I was there. Chinese kills me too. Darn tones are hard to master. Would be fun to be able to speak to and understand anyone on Earth.

  18. daphnewood Says:

    communication more than knowing a language. That was such a perfect answer. I would want that too because there have been too many times that I mess up what I am trying to communicate. Plus, I would understand my son’s world of autism without issue. if only…

  19. simple american Says:

    Thanks Daphnewood. Oh gosh. My best friend’s younger son is autistic. I have a link to his blog, Ed’s World. He posts on autistic topics now and then. He put his son on a special diet and it has worked quite well for the boy. Don’t know your situation but just wanted to let you know you could read of his experinces if you desired.

  20. zara's mama Says:

    I want to have the gift of communication too..

    Haha.. when you do speak in perfect Cantonese to your wife.. she would have a shock wouldn’t she?

  21. simple american Says:

    My wife would faint when I speak perfect Cantonese. haha

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