Losing MY Crown. So a Meme.

I was at Kimananda’s blog and realized that I missed her latest post. Perhaps inactivity caused bloglines to kick her off my list. I don’t like that. Let me choose when I remove blogs please. Glad I maintian my blog roll or I could have had a hard time to find her. 

Her recent post included this meme. To repent for my absence I decided to take on this meme and just have some fun with it. Here we go.

ARE YOU:
1. A Cuddler? Oh yeah. I love hugging my honey or a pillow or the mosquitos. Whatever is in the bed. I’m gonna hug them/it.
2. A morning person? I’m ugly in the morning. Give me some coffee and stand back for a cup or two.
3. Are you a perfectionist? Yes, and its sad. Because I can talk the talk but I cannot walk the walk. Life is a big blur.
4. An only child? Negative.
5. Catholic: Negative.
6. In your pajamas? I’m at work. I think not. keke
7. Currently suffering from a broken heart? Nope.
8. Okay styling other people’s hair? I’m thinking about shaving it all off. Me and hair just don’t play well together.
9. Left handed? Negative.
10. Addicted to MySpace? I love my office. Wait this is that internet thingie? Duh is all I can say. Negative not addicted to MySpace.
11. Shy around the opposite gender? Scared shitless is more accurate.
12. Loud? Negative. Unless I’m with friends or playing a game or yelling at my kids.

DO YOU:
12-and-a-half. Bite your nails? Used to, but not any longer. Glad I stopped. Biting my nails caused ingrown nails. They hurted.
13. Get paranoid at times? Not since I quit smoking stupid stuff.
14. Currently regret something that you have said/done? Yes. And it won’t do any good to talk about it here. Lets just say I could be more honorable and act like I have common sense.
15. Curse frequently when you get mad? Only if I’m breathing.
16. Enjoy country music? Yuck!.
17. Enjoy jazz music? Snore! I wanna rock!
18. Enjoy smoothies? I like to make these at home. Get some yoghurt and blueberries or raspberries.
19. Enjoy talking on the phone? Not really. I’d rather be with people. Though I like Skype with cameras. Something about seeing who you speak with seems better.
20. Have a lot to learn? About what? Joking. There is so much I want to know.

21. Have a pet? Fish. Hard to pet though.
22. Have a tendency to fall for the “wrong” person? No. I have the right girl. Thank God I’ve not fucked this up.
23. Have all your grandparents died? Affirmative.
24. Have at least one sibling? Two to be exact.
25. Have been told that you are smart? Yes. And I invested all the money I earned from people that told me that and now I am living in a palatial mansion getting a pedicure. *sarcasm alert* But I wish I would use my smarts so I had the money to buy the mansion.
26. Have had a broken bone? Negative.
27. Have Caller I.D. on your phone? Affirmative.

HAVE YOU:
28. Changed a diaper? More than I care to count. Did not save any for old times sake.
29. Changed a lot over the past year? Yes I have. I hope I’m better, but at one time I could have been worse. All my fault and no one else’s.
30. Had friends who have never seen your natural hair color? I’m old. Most of natural color is long gone.

31. Had surgery? Affirmative.
32. Killed anyone? Negative.
33. Had your haircut within the last week? Negative.

LAST PERSON WHO:
1. Slept in the bed beside you? The missus.
2. Saw you cry?: My kids saw me cry when they were laying Ronald Reagan to rest.
3. Went to the movies with you? The kids.
4. You went to the mall with?: The family.
5. You went to dinner with? My family, #4 and her boy friend.
6. You talked to on the phone? The Dean of Student Services.
7. Said ‘I love you’ to you and meant it? The missus

8. Broke your heart? I’m not going to say. Shouldn’t have let it happen. But I’m so stupid. Thank God for the ocean.
9. Made you laugh? Wuching. His blog always cracks me up.

WOULD YOU RATHER?
1. Pierce your nose or tongue? WTF!!! Put a bullet in my brain first.
2. Be serious or be funny? Funny. You have to pay me to be serious.
3. Drink whole or skim milk? Skim milk, cuz I’m damn fat.
4. Die in a fire or drown? Drown. Finish the job that started when I was 12 or 13.
5. Spend time with your parents or enemies? Parents. What kind of question is that?

ABOUT YOU!
1. What time is it? 5:33 p.m.
2. Name? Simple American. Duh!
3. Nickname(s)? SA
4. Where were you born? Phoenix, Arizona.
5. What is your birthdate? March 4, 1958.
6. What do you want? The time to write a book and a willing publisher. A nice fat advance would be cool too.
7. Where do you want to live? I’m really juggling between K L and Singapore. Would not mind looking at New Zealand either.
8. How many kids do you want? Two. I’m there. I’m happy. Nada nudda. Finito completo. I’d die if I had another kid.

I usually don’t tag people. But I’m feeling bad for almost missing Kimananda’s post. Therefore I am going to tag a few of you. I am going to pick 13th Panda, Angel, Chen, Pink Cotton, and Winn. I have only IM with Chen before but not that much would like to get to know all of you a little more, please.  :)

78 Responses to “Losing MY Crown. So a Meme.”

  1. candi Says:

    HAHAHA! I’d die if I had another kid too… Shaved heads are in! DO IT! I AM a MYSPACE addict! If you like frwee time don’t start it!

  2. simple american Says:

    Candi getting the Blue Ribbon post. The thing that holds me back is what if my head is lopsided. It’s been so long since I’ve seen it. I better stay away. I addict too these internet things too easy.

  3. L B Says:

    I lost mine a while back…. *sigh*

  4. may Says:

    this is a good comeback meme… more, more!

  5. simple american Says:

    Sorry I brought it up LB :( HUG! Red Ribbon for you too.

    I need something May. Hope this does the trick. White Ribbon for you madam.

  6. Abaniko Says:

    Be serious or be funny? Funny. You have to pay me to be serious.

    I’m glad we get to read this blog for free and that we don’t have to pay you to be funny. Your replies to the questions were witty. In Filipino we say, “nakakatuwa.”

  7. simple american Says:

    I would hate to only be funny when I’m paid. That would be so boring Abaniko. Actually serious me is boring. Thank God I am paid to be a bore. I like that term. nakakatuwa. Feels good to type it. :)

  8. suituapui Says:

    wuching’s blog makes u laugh??? Eeee…he so funny? Or dumb? Ha ha ha ha ha! He’s coming to visit and wants me to treat him eat this, eat that…so I can hurl insults at him and he has to take it quietly like an obedient little boy!

  9. Chen Says:

    mmmm.. looks like a long list of questions for me to answer, like answering exam questions, hahaha. I will go through it slowly tonight :P

  10. Pink Cotton Says:

    yearghh…measly no 9 :(

    but a not so measly tag…okok i better get to work…

    *put on thinking cap*

  11. Pink Cotton Says:

    HAHAAHAHA at “Drink whole or skim milk? Skim milk, cuz I’m damn fat.”

    ARE YOU REALLY TAHT FAT???

    nah i don think so :)

    now i hope that makes u happy enuf to allow other ppl to drink coffee nxt to u in the morning ‘x’

  12. seefei Says:

    got to cut this out and add to SA’s profile in my record. very cheung hei and detail but i like it! :-)

  13. ah Pek Says:

    that was on hell of a long meme.

  14. Wuching Says:

    thank you for not tagging me!

  15. ah nel Says:

    thats really a long intro about you… :D

  16. fantasyflier Says:

    Thats a long list, interesting….got to know u better

  17. bkworm Says:

    I just started subs. to bloglines but I didn’t get notified when there were updates. How come? *pouting and upset*

  18. angel Says:

    OMG!
    *jaw drops*
    *waits for misti to pick it up for me*

    So for the moment, can’t talk… but TQ you.. :P

  19. zara's mama Says:

    A very family oriented person indeed.. That’s nice.

    Per yahoo.. the RSS feed just miraculously restored in my Feedreader!! HEE HAR!!

  20. misti Says:

    *QUICKLY PICKS UP ANGELIU’S JAW!!!*
    ah yoooo luckily i run in now or else whole day Angeliu cannot talk!!

    i read post later. *phew* neber kena tis time. *grins*

  21. simple american Says:

    Suatuapui? 0.0 How can you make Wuching an obedient little boy? He has a light saber. Teach this padawan, you must.

    Take your time Chen. No curses, no stolen moon cakes, or ambulance duty threats. Make it a pleasure not a chore. :)

    Its okay Pink Cotton. The time I post is pretty early in the morning Malaysian time.

    hehe You can drink coffee next to me PC. Just do it queitly. *nudge* ;)

    You gonna cut out the whole post Seefei. Thats a lot to read in your profile. hehe

    It was pretty long Ah Pek. At least it was not one of 101 things. Though sometimes even those are fun.

    Your welcome Wuching. I used the force and sensed you did not want this.

    It was fun Ah Nel. I have not done one of these in a while. Kind of cleansing to write.

    Good FF. You wanna do it?

    I was watching bloglines too Bkworm. And I did not get notified at work and I had like three hours left. Saw it when I came home 5 hours later. I am going to study this RSS stuff and see if I can find some quicker ways to get notified.

    What for is the jaw dropping Angel? Your welcome I think. You okay lah?

    Life would be empty without my family ZM. A man is like a ring. He needs a something to fill him. A family does that.

  22. simple american Says:

    Wat you said misti. And thanks for resucing Angeliu too.

  23. misti Says:

    i just read and laughed at your last entry, “How many kids do you want? Two. I’m there. I’m happy. Nada nudda. Finito completo. I’d die if I had another kid.”
    HAHAHAAHAA. i know your kids read your blog too.

  24. misti Says:

    just read you up there. “neber kena” is never got caught! haahahaahaha. neber is just bad pronunciation. kena is in malay.

  25. velverse Says:

    hehe.. I would die if I have any kid at all!

  26. angel Says:

    haha, ok ok i can tok now. tenkiu mistiliu!
    *adjust the jaw slightly*
    My jaw dropped cos saw the so long long looooong meme…
    *LOL @ mistiliu*
    What she meant to say was, “Phewww! So lucky didnt get tagged this time.” A transration for liu ;)

  27. angel Says:

    shucks! where my comment gooooo??? :(

  28. Winn Says:

    I’m done. i’m done with the meme! yipeee i’m first! ….got bonus hug hug points?:P

  29. Chen Says:

    just finish reading your whole entry :)
    counting how many questions i gotta answer….
    a lot hoh?
    i will do the tag tonight.. (hopefully)
    hahha.. must cross all my fingers liao :P

  30. pinkie Says:

    hug honey like winnie the pooh! :)

  31. Chen Says:

    I did the tag liao.. phew :)
    got bonus hug for me or not? ;)

  32. simple american Says:

    I hope the kids feel secure now misti. They have no worries about a little rugrat crowding them out of their room. hehe

  33. simple american Says:

    Did you wanna get tagged misti? Still kenna. muahahahaha
    Maybe Angel fren you with this tag.

    I think you would be a wonderful mommy V. Your kiddo would draw pictures for Project Crossroad and be good company for you on vacation and at the movies.

    TQ for the veli excerrent transration Angel. Don’t feel overwhelmed by the tag. Take your time and enjoy. I will enjoy to read.

    Its up there Angel. Lookie. Can you see it?

    That is Winnderful. I need to go read Winn. You are a bonus Hug Hug. HUGS!!!

    Don’t cross your fingers Chen. Make it very difficult to type like that. ;) Nadda race. Take your time. No need to rush.

    Winnie the Pooh hugged my honey, Pinkie? 0.0 hehe ;)

    Yes Chen. Bonus hug right here. HUG!!!

    Not so bad hor?

  34. kat Says:

    Stay in KL!! More space to roam!! :D You can always drive to Singapore for a visit!!

  35. daphnewood Says:

    your response to the pierced nose or tongue was classic! I feel the same way. My ears are pierced but that is exotic enough for me. I really started laughing thinking of you with a big ol’ metal knob hanging out of your mouth with tiramisu stuck to it ;)

  36. misti Says:

    haha. it’s never safe when you see a fellow bloggie get tagged, even when you escape it the first round! and of course i mean i got tagged by the good doctor chen. *but i am staring at you for originating it* o.O

  37. simple american Says:

    I’ll put that down as a favorable characteristic Kat.

    Hahaha That’s an imagination Daphnewood. :)

    0_o back @ misti. :P

  38. misti Says:

    O.O who’s got bigger eyes? *staring harder*

    footnote: don’t do staring contest in person in singapore. gangsters beat liu up for that.

  39. simple american Says:

    0.0

    Uh, you’re not a gansta are you misti?

  40. misti Says:

    no. no of cos not.. *takes out pen knife*

  41. kat Says:

    *wipes off prints and quietly passes SA a long watermelon knife before running away..*

  42. simple american Says:

    Yikes! Runs from misti.

    The knife is flavored like watermelon. Cool Kat. :)

    (Joking)

  43. kat Says:

    Ooh..you like living on the wild side, eh…licking the knife lika that!! :D

    The knife is so called (it’s translated from Cantonese) because it’s long enough to cut a watermelon (I’m not sure if it is really meant for cutting watermelons.. :wink: ). Triads in HK (as usually depicted in HK gangster movies) will usually use this type of knife when there is a gang fight.

  44. simple american Says:

    Triads! Gang fights! Haiz… Help me Kat. I jez want the watermelon.

  45. M Says:

    Want some decorative glass to go with your mansion once you’ve got the keys to the door? Snigger.

  46. Kenny Ng Says:

    Rocker always a rocker, I love your answer about country music and jazz… cheers rocker!

  47. velverse Says:

    But they will make noise in the cinema :( Which at the moment… I hate it when other babies cry in the cinema or children making noise in cinema.

    Haha… I dunno, I have this weird thing going on when in cinema. I dun even eat popcorn when I watch movie coz the munching sounds distracts me. Maybe it’s me who can’t multitask well!

  48. fantasyflier Says:

    am working on it :P

  49. {illyria} Says:

    how about a brain piercing, doll? i’m told it’s very in. :)

  50. angel Says:

    *leaves some Love, Hugs & Kisses*
    TQ for the LuckLuck Hug. :)

  51. simple american Says:

    Sure thing M. That would be swell. Housewarming gift? ;)

    You cannot fib about music Kenny. :)

    You don’t take children to movies V. Use a babysitter. Or in a pinch duct tape the wee one’s mouth. Then sit back and enjoy the flick.

    Cool FF. Look forward to reading it.

    That would be good {illyria}. Anyway I can get that with a jack for my iPod?

    You are so welcome Angel. Very happy to see you have survived your ordeal. :D

  52. Shoshana Says:

    Now this is a serious me-me. SA, does it bring back school days and of taking essay exams?

  53. plink Says:

    *puts crown back on Superstar American*

    We have to pay you to be serious?

    OK, no pay for you then…. ^.^

  54. misti Says:

    *burp* yawns…

  55. simple american Says:

    I kind of like em, Shoshana. The best part is there is never a wrong answer. :) I have a big one to do once I get passed my audit. Has to have pics too.

    See Plink. Thats my whole life story in a nut shell.

    EX-cussssssseeeee you misti misti. Need a hug with that burb?

  56. misti Says:

    heh. excusssssseee me.. testy testy someone’s getting..
    (i wanna pick a fight. i’m so bored you see)
    but have it on record you started it. (heehee)

  57. misti Says:

    post post! twice makes it appear all the time. you box hates me. (reason enuf for a fight, but i didn’t start it)

  58. candi Says:

    Well if you are into the addictive net thinks .. do it.. check out .. MYSPACE!

  59. may Says:

    Happy Mid-Autumn Festival to you and your family, Cowboy!

  60. simple american Says:

    What kind of test misti. Multiburps? Looooong answers? Big hugs?

    Chey. We know you started. But give you an Autumn Moon Festival break. ;)

    I cannot afford any more time fillers at the moment Candi. After Halloween maybe. :)

    Aw thanks May. Hug! Same to you and yours. Hope you get some good family time too.

  61. velverse Says:

    muahahaha duct tape… I like that idea. Hehehe

  62. misti Says:

    cheh. no fun picking fights with someone so peace loving..

  63. Jane Says:

    I’m late but I think I’m taking this meme to my blog! I have nothing to say today… this meme will help!
    Hugs.. I love you!

  64. simple american Says:

    Hey V. Its cheap and readily available.

    Not to mention I can sit on you misti. hehe

    Cool Jane. I’ll read it when you do. Hope your feeling better. I love you too. HUG!!!

  65. misti Says:

    last heard, you’ve lost some weight.

  66. cara Says:

    Good to read all of that SA!!! to tell you the truth, more than you were sad when they put Ronald Regan to sleep….HUGS!!!

  67. Angeleyes Says:

    wow! that was a long meme!!!

  68. simple american Says:

    I keep finding it misti. Chey…

    Hugs to you too Cara. :D

    Sure was Angeleyes. You gonna try it?

  69. misti Says:

    69!!!!! gakakakakagaaa

  70. kat Says:

    Wheeee…..70!!!

    Still so busy, dai hong? You take care, and looking forward to your Halloween costume!! heehee.. :lol:

  71. Angeleyes Says:

    SA,
    wanted to but when I go through it again…my brain got a block….hehehe

  72. simple american Says:

    You got it girl. *high 5 @ misti* wakakakakakaa

    I’m not even thinking of Halloween yet. I may hardly be visiting anyone for the next couple of weeks. :( Haiz… Do or die time for me Kat.

    haha Okay Angeleyes. But just be warned. Someone may just tag ya someday.

  73. misti Says:

    honk..

  74. simple american Says:

    Hey! I’m walking here. *winks @ misti*

  75. misti Says:

    i know no rules. (gee, it’s so hard to fight with you)

  76. simple american Says:

    Am I dripping misti? Oh you said rules. I was thinking drools.

  77. kimananda Says:

    Hey, I’d read this before, but have been too lame to comment. :-( But now I’m here…I love this meme, it gives such good (if random) info about my blog peeps. :-)

  78. simple american Says:

    It was a fun post too Kimananda. Very random on some of those questions.

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