A Meme of 27
The LAN is down at work. All I can do is blog and tell the auditors I am an idiot without the LAN. Cool, huh? Shoshana has tagged me and since I cannot be productive I might as well play. muahahahaha This tag consists of 27 questions. So no more delay. Let’s answer em.
1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?
Osama Bin Laden.
2.You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?
Dixie Chicks.
3.Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
Whoever thought up this question.
4.What is your favorite cheese?
I like Mohawk Valley limburger cheese. That and some crackers are so good. Had not seen this in years, but I found the grocery store stocks it now.
5.You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What kind will you make?
I going to have whole wheat bread with those ground nuts on it. I will use mozzarella and provolone cheeses. The meats will include smoked roast beef, honey ham, and chicken breast. Have to have shredded lettuce, tomatoes. sweet dill pickles and sliced white onions. To complete this sandwich I’ll need some dijon mustard. I’m hungry now.
6.You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once. Who is the lucky celebrity of your choice?
Dang this is a toughy. Gotta tag Hsu Qi. She wants me anyway. *rolls eyes*
7.You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who do you pick?
I have to really think about this one. How about Shonen Knife? Japanese Female metal band for those that don’t know.
8. Now that you’ve slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy shit, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it?
Being a geek, I will proceed to the nearest game store. There I will purchase the new Ravenloft Campaign book, and the Complete Mage book. Also see if the Dragonmarked book has arrived yet.
9.You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
Kuala Lumpur. From here I can get to all of the other places I want to visit by bus. And there are so many people I want to meet in Kay El too.
10.Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Shit! Now that you are in the new location, what are you gonna do?
Gonna go eat. That seems to be the thing to do in this city. So I will comply. Hopefully, surrounded by the good company of the Malaysian bloggers.
11.An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. It is…?
I’ll be happy with Corona. Not that much of a drinker any more.
12.Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?
I want to go to the time of the Antoinine Ceasers. This is one of the best periods in history to live. So I would go there to stay.
13.You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
No clothes. Lets all be equal. *peeking* *staring* *drooling* “Where’s everybody going?”
14.You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what’s the premise?
Pinebox is the name of the show. It’s a horror theme. A lot like the games I write.
15.What is your favorite curse word?
Fuck. I’ve said this before. Well, you know what I mean.
16.One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do?
They aren’t doing anything? Roll over and go back to sleep.
17.Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely.So what’s the item?
People. Then I try to save my dice. Though I wanna get as much game stuff out as I possibly can. Some cannot be replaced. Insurance covers the rest.
18.The Angel of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?
Play cards with the kids.
19.You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What’s it gonna be?
Regeneration. So I can recover from my injuries and stop falling apart. Maybe regain some youth.
20.You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
I would like to have sex with that German girl in Frankfurt’s Crazy Sexy one more time. But now me knowing what the hell I was doing. And without being drunk too.
21.You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
Miss Jin.
22.You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world! Bitchin’! What country are you going to live in now?
Singapore. I think I would exist there a lot better. Though I can still go visit people I like a lot next door.
23.This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be?
I don’t go to bars any more. I really don’t care. Cut me off from all of em.
24.Hopefully you didn’t mention this in the super-powers question…. If you did, then we’ll just expand on that. Check it out… Suddenly, you have gained the ability to float. Who are you going to show this to first?
I would float to College Station and show my partners.
25.The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier has given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which celebrity will you bring back to life?
I would bring back the Apostle Paul.
26.The Celestial Gates of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person, etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?
My mom. She wanted grandkids so much and never got to see em.
27.What’s your theme song?
Bad Company
And that my friends is that. Hope ya liked it. Not in the mood to tag anyone. But that does not excuse those of you that would like to do this. Pony up.
October 17th, 2006 at 7:18 pm
Ha! Ha! The LAN should be down more often!! See how much you can blog when it’s down. LOL!!
October 17th, 2006 at 7:21 pm
Chup for All!
October 17th, 2006 at 7:27 pm
still trying to get to this part of the world, yea? I hope that angel of Heaven grants you that plane ticket!!
oh, and HUGS for all too! *grin*
October 17th, 2006 at 7:28 pm
Tags nowadays… *shakes head*
:D
October 17th, 2006 at 7:36 pm
I agree Bkworm. Sure is frustrating these poor auditors. muahahahaha Blue Ribbon for you.
Chup for Angel. None of that gang chupping here alphabet soup. REd Ribbon for you .
May I wanna get there pretty bad. Wanna get there before you pop off to OZ. It won’t be the same without you. You know? White Ribbon.
Did you tag me Angel?
October 17th, 2006 at 8:52 pm
That was fun! I’m glad your LAN was down.
October 17th, 2006 at 9:36 pm
Thanks Alisa. I was too. But them there auditors was a bit annoyed. Yay!
October 17th, 2006 at 9:54 pm
Mrs Simple American won’t like your reply on 6, 7. Oh well, it’s just a fantasy! For me, it’ll be Brad Pitt and Cold Play..
October 17th, 2006 at 10:15 pm
LAN down? then ask them change to WAN
your theme is Bad Company… mine is Comfortably Numb.
October 17th, 2006 at 10:24 pm
Yeah! When are you coming over to KL?
If the angel of death gives you half an hour, would’nt you want to spend it screwing your brains out? LOL
October 17th, 2006 at 10:55 pm
and here I thought anything to do with Taxes gets to twiddle their thumbs unless it’s April.
That sandwich really sound yummy!
October 17th, 2006 at 11:41 pm
you are quite a diplomat and surely know how to keep you fans happy. 9 to to kay el and 22 got to little dot hahahah….
October 18th, 2006 at 12:22 am
Fascinating!
October 18th, 2006 at 12:49 am
But without Miss Jin, you wouldn’t be where you are today!! LOL!!
October 18th, 2006 at 6:44 am
u really free nowadaes kar?
October 18th, 2006 at 7:01 am
well dun ever risk your life for those game stuff…
October 18th, 2006 at 10:11 am
That’s right ZM. Totally a fantasy. All those girls wouldn’t give me the time of day. Course I better not ask them either.
Shoot. I like the downtime Kenny. Comfortably Numb is not bad either.
Actually Monday was a super busy day for tax people Shoshana as it was the last day for those that filed an extention. But I’m not a tax guy so it does not affect me. These folks will cruise a bit now.
I dun know Seefei. That is how I feel. Would be tough to live in Malaysia as there are some government policies I disagree with. The same is true in Singapore but the feeling is less. I think a Christian can exist better in the little dot.
Thanks FF. I need to go buy some crabs. The missus says I have to cook those. haha I will try.
I don’t know LB. But then again…
Not so much Ah Nel. Still got auditors. Haiz… And the LAN is back up.
There is no life without games Pinkie.
October 18th, 2006 at 10:50 am
the questions so liuliu geh?
luckily u didn’t tag anyone..
October 18th, 2006 at 12:44 pm
another meme????
those memes really know when to come hor???
October 18th, 2006 at 1:23 pm
i can’t believe you don’t like the dixie chics!!?? oMG! i fucking LOVE them…ok i’m totally exagerating, because I LIKE one song: Landslide, whicked tune….but i mean there’s WAY worse than them…try NICKEL BACK….aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
btw, this is MITZ, she’s now SKITZ.
xo
October 18th, 2006 at 1:36 pm
I had to rescue you from the spam again Cocka. I’m sure you enjoyed being next to all the humsup links. hehe. I screwed plenty already Cocka. Rather hang out with the kids.
You wanna do Chen? 0.0 The questions were kinda wierd. I don’t know why some were asked.
This meme was right on time Angeleyes. Specially since I am so free.
Aw Mitz Skitz… Wha I cannot keep up. I love Nickelback. And prefer “Landslide” by Fleetwood Mac, but I’m just old frickin’ codger anyway. hehe I would just prefer that the Dixie Chicks shut up and sing.
October 18th, 2006 at 3:35 pm
*getting a red carpet route ready for SA’s oncoming migration to little dot*
ya, you’ll do okay here. my government will treat you real good. and i mean that too. gee, i don’t believe i am acting like a little ambassador now. they’re squeezing me breath somedays though. *yeck* don’t forget to visit me in jail. hahahaa. *knock knock* who do i hear at my door? golly, walls have ears.. helppppp…..
October 18th, 2006 at 3:55 pm
The Huginator vill rescue you misti. *blam blam blam blam*
If you vant to get out of here alife you vill follow me! Okay firsht a hug. Now ve go!
October 18th, 2006 at 6:55 pm
Here’s another free entertainment from the Simple American. I had a good laugh. Thank you. Your answer to the mummies question was simply hilarious. Hehe.
October 18th, 2006 at 9:08 pm
That was funny! Your very first answer I thought to myself “he better get proof or else everyone will think Bin Laden is still living in a cave”. Your cheese choice was…interesting. The island rules threw me. I would have never guessed but do not object
October 19th, 2006 at 12:54 am
HAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
thats one cool tag!!
hey you really really like hsu qi huh??i gez its bcos of the sexy pouty lips? =)
and i m already here holding a banner waiting for u to visit MALAYSIA!
LOL!
October 19th, 2006 at 8:51 am
WAH!!u r so greedy, instead of one music celebrity.. u picked 3 (a band)? LOL!!
come come to msia!!
but u better come after the haze is gone :-p
October 19th, 2006 at 9:40 am
hey how come u can’t see yourself staying in KL but in singapore??? i mean since u know so many people in KL…
October 19th, 2006 at 10:01 am
Thanks Abaniko. Why bother with them if they are just standing. As long as they don’t reek.
Hey Daphnewood I want the reward. If I bag Osama you can bet I’m gonna tag em.
Cool Pink Cotton. What’s the banner say? “Yankee Go Home” wakakakakaa I’m kidding. *nudge nudge*
It would suck if the haze is there when I visit 13th Panda. I wanna go to the top of the twin towers and I demand a view.
I feel kind of bad picking Shonen Knife. Had not been falling them recently and I learned the drummer died in a traffic accident last year. 
She was such a cutie too.
Hey JJ. I can visit Malaysia. The politics there worry me some is all. I definitely want to go on an eating, karaoking, junk scattering extravanganza in KL and the rest of the country.
October 19th, 2006 at 11:11 am
no no… i dowan to do,
thanks for asking
October 19th, 2006 at 4:39 pm
This is to difficult for me to understand
So you know I visited your blog too 
October 19th, 2006 at 8:16 pm
Just checking Chen.
Okay Mag. Thanks for droping by.
October 20th, 2006 at 6:51 am
I cannot believe you just said “bag em and tag em” LOL!!!
October 20th, 2006 at 12:00 pm
hehe I guess you have to respect him as much as any other animal Daphnewood.
Though I’m glad we’re not a canabalisitic society.
October 21st, 2006 at 6:09 am
Looking at your post and responses, it sounds like you have been reading a lot about Singapore and the countries in the Southeast Asia region.
I am impressed.
October 22nd, 2006 at 12:43 pm
cheese! cheese!….and dixie chicks?
October 22nd, 2006 at 3:46 pm
I been reading a studying Asia for years. But I never got around to SE Asia until last year. Wish I would have discovered this region sooner PY.
You a cheese fan too Christine?
October 22nd, 2006 at 8:56 pm
i love karaoke. but even more so, videoke. i’ll beat you at it anytime.
October 23rd, 2006 at 1:00 am
KHOR!!! i is back to the land of the living.
YAY!!! and my, oh, my….27 q’s n u survived, a BIG hands-up to yar, bro! 
October 23rd, 2006 at 4:35 am
Limburger cheese? Limburg is a province in Belgium. I’m thinking all sorts of fantastical stories of a Limburger who moved to the USA and made a cheese imperium there.
October 23rd, 2006 at 6:16 am
knock knock! anyone home???
O.o
October 23rd, 2006 at 7:49 am
hihi, i am back to take the last place!!
:D
October 23rd, 2006 at 9:37 am
Sounds like a challenge to me {Illyria}. Hmmm. Videoke? I must investigate further.
So good to see you on Yvy. Felt Ted’s pain trying to get that modem working.
Well it would not surprise me if this has Belgium origins, K-man. It’s good stuff. Some Limburger cheese is pretty stinky, but this brand has no funk like some others. Keeps peace with the neighbors.
Hey Angel. Still here. Still dealing with auditors. So much to post and no time to do it.
Aw. Hug Cat. Good to see you round. And you’re not last any longer.
October 23rd, 2006 at 9:50 am
S man, could you do me a favour and change the forwarding link to my blog to http://kunstemaecker.com?
Thanks a lot buddy!
October 23rd, 2006 at 11:22 am
Will do K-Man.
October 24th, 2006 at 8:36 pm
I love cheese!! But I can never remember what kind of cheese I like to eat. I just devaour!
October 25th, 2006 at 10:49 am
Thats how I feel about cheese too Christine.
December 18th, 2006 at 9:43 pm
[…] Now that you’ve slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy shit, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it? - The 27 Questions Meme - Erm… Hmm… Didn’t exactly sleep with anyone. All I did was read some disjointed conversation between Zaphod and Ford. Can’t exactly say that’s having sex with two people in a row. Besides, I don’t swing that way. […]