Simple America

YL of Passing Sights has tagged me. The first meme of the year. Lets see if I can remember how to do this still.   

1) Are your parents married or divorced?
Deceased.

2) Are you a vegetarian?
Only if you consider that cows eat grass and hay. I eat cows. So yeah. I’m indirectly a vegetarian.

3) Do you believe in Heaven?
Yes.

4) Have you ever come close to dying?
I almost drowned once when I was a canoeing. Really was a stupid kid.

5) What jewellery do you wear 24/7?
My wedding ring. That’s it.

6) Favourite time of day?
I like the night.

7) Do you eat the stems of broccoli?
Yep. Though I prefer the flower.

8) Do you wear makeup?
I don’t think so.

9) Ever have plastic surgery?
Nope. But I could be due for some.

10) Do you colour your hair?
I have before. Not currently.

11) What do you wear to bed?
A t-shirt and underwear most days. If it gets cold I wear pajama pants and a sweat shirt.

12) Have you ever done anything illegal?
yep. It’s the American way.

13) Can you roll your tongue?
Sure thing. An important part of any sex life.

14) Do you tweeze your eyebrows?
Nope… I just yank out hairs with my fingers when they bother me.

15) What kind of sneakers?
Reeboks.

16) Do you believe in Abortions?
I believe in preserving the life of the mother. I do not believe a fetus becomes a baby until the Holy Spirit gives the child a soul at birth. I do not approve of aborting for the safe of convenience.

17) What is your Hair color?
It was blond, and then brown, and now it has a lot of gray.

18) Future child’s name?
No more children. Next kid will be Boo Boo.

19) Do you snore?
So they tell me.

20) If you could go anywhere in the world where would it be?
Southeast Asia. Duh!

21) Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
Nope. Trying to ruin my macho image.  0_o

22) If you won the lottery, what would you do first?
Pay off my mortgage.

23) Gold or silver?
Gold.

24) Hamburger or hot dog?
Hamburger.

25) If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Cow.

26) City, beach or country?
City.

27) What was the last thing you touched?
My knee. It just popped and hurts like hell. Hate getting old and fat.

28) Where did you eat last?
At my work desk.

29) When’s the last time you cried?
When my brother died.

30) Do you read blogs?
Excuse me. Hello!!!

31) Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex?
Hell no.

32) Ever been involved with the police?
Great band. Just love Sting, but I never saw him in concert. Oh those police. I spent one night in jail for public intoxication many moons ago.

33) What’s your favourite shampoo conditioner and soap?
That minty stuff that makes my head tingle. Like that Rainwater stuff too.

34) Do you talk in your sleep?
Negative. But i walked in my sleep before.

35) Ocean or pool?
Pool.

38) Window seat or aisle?
Window. I like to spit out and see if I can hit somebody. No luck so far.

39) Ever met anyone famous?
When I was at the Holiday Inn Downtown Houston I met Ray Charles twice and another time I met Tommy Chong.

40) Do you feel that you’ve had a truly successful life?
No. I am underachieving. 

41) Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?
Twirly! Twirly!

42) Ricki Lake or Oprah Winfrey?
Oprah Winfrey. Does Ricki Lake still have a show?

43) Basketball or Football?
Basketball.

44) How long do your showers last?
Usually ten minutes as I like to feel the hot water pour over me.

45) Automatic or do you drive a stick?
I can drive both. All of my current vehicles are automatic.

46) Cake or ice cream?
Give me both. Jeez!

47) Are you self-conscious?
What do you mean? Are you implying something? 

48) Have you ever drank so much you threw up?
I want to forget those times. Yeah. More than once. Phbt!!!

49) Have you ever given money to a beggar?
Yeah. But I won’t do it any more. Rather give it to a charity that assists the homeless.

50) Have you been in love?
Sure thing. Am in love.

51) Where do you wish you were?
I want to go home. Hate my job.

52) Are you wearing socks?
Yes. Wanna smell?

53) Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
Yep. In the army I got in trouble, so I was “volunteered” to help the medics with a training exercise. I simulated a spleen injury. So I rode in an ambulance and then was medevaced on a helicopter. That was cool. Though I worried about the straps coming undone and my flying out of the chopper. haha

54) Can you tango?
Negative.

55) Last gift you received?
Chocolates and fudge from Kimananda. 

56) Last sport you played?
Ice hockey.

57) Things you spend a lot of money on?
Video games, roleplaying games, books, CDs.

58) Where do you live?
Texas, baby!!!

59) Where were you born?
Phoenix, AZ.

60) Last wedding attended?
College friend.

63) Most hated food(s)?
Brussels sprouts.

64) What’s your least fav.?
People that endanger my brothers in arms.

65) Can you sing?
Heck yeah. You know if you cannot sing good, just sing loud. 

66) Last person you instant messaged?
Bkworm.

67) Last place you went on holiday?
Austin, TX.

68) Favourite regular drink?
Corona beer.

69) Tag 3 friends:
So I have to tag folks. Well I usually do not do this, but what the heck. I am going to tag Huei, Loving Each Day, and Kenny Ng.

70) Current Song?
Not listening to any music now. Listening to Treks in Sci-Fi, a pod cast that covers science fiction topics with an emphasis on Star Trek.

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