48 Concubines Chapter One
The man paced nervously back and forth. His day was here. It only came once a year and he looked forward to it during the other 364 days. He tried to curb his anxious nature. If you rush into these things some of the pleasure would be diminished.
He chuckled as he thought of the joke his Texas brother told. It was a dirty joke and one of the few that the Texan told that was actually funny.
This joke centered around a pair of bulls standing on the top of a hill. The elder bull, the father had brought his son to this overlook. The younger bull had come of age and he eagerly gazed down upon the meadow below where the herd grazed. The breeze carried the cow scent up to the bulls and the younger could feel the urge building up in his loins.
“Come on Dad. Lets run down there and screw one of them heffers.”
The elder bull looked at his boy and winked, “Son. Let’s walk down and screw em all.”
The man chortled again. Humor and wisdom all rolled into one. Yep. On this night he better walk a lot.
A chill draft blew in as the door opened. He tugged at the navy blue robe. His bling fell out, with his 24 karat golden “L”. He stuffed it back under the robe feeling the cold metal on his smooth chest next to the golden “B” that hung from another chain.
“You ready?”
It was the Texan. No surpose there. He helped things procede smoothly. LB stood and the men shared a manly embrace. The Texan snuck in a pinch. LB jumped back. Dang everytime on his birthday he copped a feel. Oh well. One cannot buck tradition.
“She’s ready,” the Texan drawled.
“Who,” LB asked? His heart beat faster in anticipation. He adjusted his belt in an attempt to keep his composure.
“You know it wouldn’t be any fun if I told you.”
“Damn you.”
The two men laughed. The Texan walked over to the fridge and pulled out a Corona. Looked around and cursed at the lack of a lime. He popped the top off on the lip of LB’s counter.
“Your gonna scratch that yet.”
The Texan looked back sheepishly. “Sorry. Why in the hell are you talking to me? Get. She’s waitin’?”
LB looked at the Texan who plopped down on the couch, scrunching the duvet. He flicked on the TV. “Anything new from Uncle Ho?”
“It’s all in the cabinet. You’ll find something I’m sure. See you tomorrow.”
And LB walked out into the night. The garden outside looked beautiful under the soft lamps. Definitely tended by someone with Japanese training. He walked passed the boxwoods and smelled the air blowing of the Indian ocean. And then he arrived at the adjacent room. A large blue number one nailed firmly into the mahogany.
He rapped twice and waited.
March 8th, 2007 at 11:01 am
Okay Chapter One is done.
Chapter Two belongs to May.
We will have to wait and see who she might pick for Chapter Three.
March 8th, 2007 at 11:08 am
muahhahhaaaa….. me chup-chup!!!
SA: So wicked one.
lol
Blue Ribbon for you.
March 8th, 2007 at 11:25 am
And I want three hug hug hugs!!!
SA: And you get three hug hug hugs!!!
Psst! There is more where those came from.
Red Ribbons Hugs for you too. :)
March 8th, 2007 at 11:30 am
kkkkkkk!!!
*clap clap clap*
And now I wonder what happened to Lin Peh’s projeck…
SA: *bows* *kow tows* *pirouettes* *falls down* Kkkkkkk!!!
I wonder the same thing.
March 8th, 2007 at 11:32 am
chupp!!!
SA: White Ribbon sir. Well chupped!
March 8th, 2007 at 12:13 pm
LB with his golden L and B medallions!! LB da Dawg…
What’s a manly embrace?? 
SA:
Hug withoug getting a woodie and touching cheeks. Really don’t touch the head at all. Must not. Can not.
March 8th, 2007 at 12:18 pm
Waaaaaa, you’ve definitely got the BALL rolling with Chapter One!! Brokeback Mountain Meets Boogie Nights!
I wonder which direction the Ah may will develop it on… Will it be Suspense? Or Thriller? Or Romantic Comedy? Or Sci Fi? Maybe even Western?… Hmmm… Clint won a few Oscars for that genre.. LOL!!!
*clap**clap* *suspense now*
SA: So much suspense. I don’t even know who “she” is.
*Grabs some popcorn* *sits next to L B*
Only May knows what happens next. *munch munch*
March 8th, 2007 at 12:39 pm
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March 8th, 2007 at 2:05 pm
*provides western cowboy muzak in the background*
hot… the night suddenly feels .. hot!!
SA!! that’s a cool start! bet the Birthday Boy’s all tingly now! lol
SA: Suddenly I wanna sing Happy Trails with Roy Rogers.
Yep. This heat is just, er, hot. Yeh, hot. *hugs mistipie* Even hotter. Now I’m tingly.
March 8th, 2007 at 2:44 pm
O M G sooo impressive!
u can write ur own novel and sell it! maybe u’re da next Dan Brown or J K Rowling who make millions out of ntg! KKK!
SA: That would be my dream. But until then I just entertain you guys and gals with Chapter One.
March 8th, 2007 at 4:41 pm
woo-hoo!! ok ok, the pressure is on…
*wipes sweat*
*wipes eyebrows*
*wipes pencil*
and the plot thickens…
SA: No pressure for you dearie…
*hands May a sweat towel*
*pats down May’s eyebrows*
*sharpens May’s pencils*
imagines what will be…
March 8th, 2007 at 6:12 pm
o.O
Wow…
I wanna applause here too
although my hands a bit painful liao cos clap too much yesterday night (for JL mah)
nicely written, sir
SA: You can hug if your hands are sore doc. JL’s writing was very good too.
Thank you for the compliment mam. *tips hat*
March 8th, 2007 at 7:29 pm
Cool! You definitely set the mood for the 48 concubines, SA…
Got room on that couch? I want some popcorn too…
Bring on the next chapter, May! We wanna see who “she” is…
SA: Thank you! Thank you!
No pressure.
*pats cushion*
Make yourself comfy. Wanna drink?
See May.
March 8th, 2007 at 7:32 pm
WAOO
SUSPENSE!!!
i was almost biting my nails at the last paragraph…LOL!
good one SA!…looking fwd to read ur book…mweheheeh
SA: Me Pink Cotton. I’m so sexcited to see where the story goes.
Dun bite your nails. You have lovely hands. (I have seen those)
March 8th, 2007 at 8:48 pm
i like this .. soooo sexcited especially having being the key character ..
*slowly pulling blanket*
*waiting* for the next chapter
SA: Great! Glad you enjoyed the opening.
Hmmmm… I’m gonna need a bigger couch.
March 8th, 2007 at 9:14 pm
Looks like you got a great following there SA!
* runs over to May’s place to see what happens next…. *
SA: Thank you! Thank you.
Cannot wait to see what May does.
March 8th, 2007 at 11:12 pm
Wah.. you giving him one concubine for his birthday?
SA: I don’t know what he is getting. Cuz I dun write the next chapter.
March 8th, 2007 at 11:12 pm
err… by the way.. you got tagged
SA: Who me? kekeke Okay!!!
March 9th, 2007 at 3:20 am
*fingers tapping….*
*getting fidgety in the crowded couch..*
SA: More popcorn. Better take it easy on the coffee too.
March 9th, 2007 at 8:35 am
Interesting..
Waiting impatiently for the continuation from Ah May
SA: Good. Glad I got you interested. Cannot wait to see what magic Ah May creates.
March 9th, 2007 at 3:11 pm
Hi simple america, this is my first time here, love your blog, such a nice dedication for lb, happy birthday to my dearest lb, i bet lb will be fainted after reading your post, have a nice weekend ya…
SA: Welcome Sin Ling to my blog. Thank you for the kind words. And L B has been here for such a long time. I gotta give him his just due respect. You have a wonderful weekend lah.
March 10th, 2007 at 12:25 am
Lazy Jane wanna say Hi..and happy weekend!
SA: *hugs lazy Jane* Howdy. Happy Weekend to you and your beau!
March 10th, 2007 at 3:16 am
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March 10th, 2007 at 5:58 am
Yay! As you can see Chapter Two has been posted. If any of the readers should ever feel lost in regards to where the story might be. Just look for the Pages under my sidebar. There I have set a page that has the 48 Concubines Chapter links. Hmmm… I better link the terms and conditions too.
Take care folks and go read what May wrote. The link is in the above comment.
Well done May.
March 11th, 2007 at 4:14 am
Waaahhhh SA!
This is so sexciting! Too bad I’m not on the blogroll or else I would write a sexy chapter too! muahahaha…
SA: Go exchange links with L B. You can still play.
This kind of thing is quite fun. Lots of twists and turns and loopty loops. And the anticipation of what is yet to be written.
March 11th, 2007 at 1:15 pm
the princess is working hard. she needs steam.
SA: I got steam. Can gib her.
March 11th, 2007 at 9:37 pm
woohoo! the next chapter i wana read! =D
SA: Chapter Two has been posted. To follow the story you can go to the 48 Concubines page I set up here. That way you will never have to miss a chapter.
March 18th, 2007 at 4:02 am
chapter 5 is up
SA: Thank you! Thank you!. I will go and read.
March 19th, 2007 at 6:57 am
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