WORK
Really busy preparing for the impending audit. It starts a week from Monday. No brain function beyond work. And then I had this email come to me and it made all clear to me. I am not certain who wrote this but it is so true. Cannot give credit as I am uncertain who author is.
HEALTH ALERT — DANGEROUS NEW VIRUS
There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally, and by hand.
This virus is called Weary-Overload-Recreation-Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely!!
If you should come into contact with WORK, put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest grocery store. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
You should forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.
Work is just killing me. How about you? I miss ya! And you! You too. Yes you…
October 9th, 2007 at 3:25 pm
I think I am too late.. Oh No!!
SA: Oh no! Come on snap out of it man! I know there has to be some wine near you.
Never give up hope.
October 9th, 2007 at 5:14 pm
Darn I got the virus!! How how how??!!!!!
SA: It is everywhere! Yikes!
October 9th, 2007 at 5:16 pm
Hahahahahaha! Nice one.
I hope all is well!! 
SA: All will be better…
In three weeks
October 9th, 2007 at 7:00 pm
that virus infestation is deeply entrenched in my system. starting up a new project and kick offs are always stressful and busy… i don’t think BEER and WINE will help me, i need the Super Life Enabling Exorcisor (of) Pathogens (SLEEP) and lots of it!!
SA: And SLEEP has to be healthier too.
Good one.
October 9th, 2007 at 7:21 pm
gaaa!! I’ve been infected!!
October 9th, 2007 at 9:40 pm
I think most of us have been infected by this virus. have a cold one for me, mister!
October 9th, 2007 at 10:17 pm
So that’s the diagnosis! Now where can I get some wine and beer?
October 9th, 2007 at 10:47 pm
Can I infect you with H U G S then?
October 9th, 2007 at 10:47 pm
internet and shopping can cure or not???
hehehe see u again in 3 weeks time!
October 9th, 2007 at 11:20 pm
i’m still surviving
October 10th, 2007 at 12:39 am
You can kill this virus by having this antigent called, “BOHCHAP”.
Bohcap is a Hokkien (err, dialect spoken in the province of Fujian in China) word widely used in Malaysia and Singapore to indicate the “I don’t care” attitude.
Hee hee.. if you have BOCHAP, WORK canot infect you.
SA: Interesting. You know the cure, yet you do not apply it.
October 10th, 2007 at 12:40 am
actually the right grammar is
If you BOCHAP, WORK cannot infect you.
October 10th, 2007 at 12:40 am
the right grammar is supposed to be
If you Bochap, WORK cannot infect you.
October 10th, 2007 at 1:06 am
i miss u too!!
when can we go get some antidote together? hehehe =P
October 10th, 2007 at 1:50 am
hello, chiwi’s husband here - thought I’d finally drop you a line!
WINE and BEER are also excellent cures for sports losses. In generous doses.
I’ve always read your comments on chiwi’s blog, and thought I’d butt in on your relationship!
nice blog mate!
SA: Welcome to my blog. I visited you once before I think. Thanks for coming by. Barbecue crisps and pretzels are good with sports too.
October 10th, 2007 at 1:57 am
Hey, I found another cure for WORK.
SA: Okay. Will do.
October 10th, 2007 at 5:37 am
I so have this virus. *sad* I need the cure and I need it fast!
October 10th, 2007 at 5:46 am
Yep, this explains all my issues at the moment. It’s a hard virus to shake off, though, or at least that’s been my experience.
October 10th, 2007 at 10:41 am
Take care, and may things get better.
October 10th, 2007 at 11:03 am
Hhahahahah I tot wat virus was it…. WORK virus really kills ya!!
October 10th, 2007 at 11:07 am
I started a tag.. and I tagged you!!
Give face ok?
SA: Face given.
October 10th, 2007 at 10:25 pm
And we miss your posts too. Take care and do rest enough!
SA: Thank you jam. I am counting the days until this is over.
October 11th, 2007 at 10:31 am
I go to school
Chin upppp and everything will be better soon
SA: Stick my chin up too high and they will chop my neck.