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25 Years Ago Part XXIII

Thursday, April 27th, 2006
In the morning I woke and ate breakfast alone in the restaurant. Then I went shopping. This was the first time I felt like going out to the shops and I wanted to buy tennis shoes. But a cap shop caught my attention first.

GIs wore custom caps they had made in the ville. I had been thinking of getting one made but could never think of what I wanted written upon it until that morning. I went in and requested white letters on a black cap. My cap read Miss Lee Inc. which seemed appropriate since every girl I had been with since returning to Korea had the name of Lee.

I went to another shop two doors down and purchased two pairs of tennis shoes for US$7.00. Walking back to the hotel I spotted a pair of honeys wearing blue jeans standing on the sidewalk. They both had pleasant Korean faces with prominent cheek bones. Their hair fell down there backs, black and glossy. One of them approached me. She had very straight hair and cute flirting eyes.

“Hey GI,” she addressed me. “I think you have my cap.”

I stopped and looked her in the eyes, “Excuse me?”

“I’m Miss Lee and that is my cap.”

I laughed and she chuckled too. Then she grabbed my cap and put it on her head.

“See. It fit me numbah hanna.”

A sheepish grin covered my face and I felt the blood rush across my cheeks.

“He blushing,” her friend spoke.

The cap snatcher smiled more, “You got pretty eyes. You cherry boy?”

I laughed at the remark and shook my head to indicate that I was not.

“I think you cherry boy,” her friend circled me placing me in a comfortable trap.

“No ladies. I assure you I am not a cherry boy.”

“You need a friend,’ asked cheeky Miss Lee?      

“I got a yobo. I don’t need a friend.”

“You got a yobo,” they both cried out aloud in an incredulous harmony.

As they pondered that fact, I snatched my cap and walked. Miss Lee gasped at the suddenness of my action. I wasted enough time on them already. If they had met me a day earlier I might have tried to barter for both of them. Now I just wanted to get back to the hotel.

“You fucking numbah ten GI,” Miss Lee yelled after me.

I could care less what she thought. They laughed and chattered loudly in Korean. Bored girls, looking for some fun and twenty bucks. I had no desire to give them either.

Upon entering the hotel I went downstairs to the hair salon. Little Miss Lee saw me when I entered and I knew the night before was a mistake. Once she spotted me she looked away and made a noticeable effort to ignore me. Taking her to my room must have been too much for her. Lee’s associate pointed me out to her, but she did not acknowledge me.

So I went upstairs and called JB on the house phone. No answer, so I left a message for him. Told him I would see him next week. I bid Mr. Lee farewell and went outside. I flagged a taxi and returned to Camp Humphreys.

Once there I returned to the barracks where I sat around and read. I walked to the ville as evening rolled around. I wore the Miss Lee Inc. hat and Little Bit greeted me outside the club. She stopped dancing and I could see her eyes stop on each syllable as she read my cap. Then her face beamed with the smile and she clapped her hands together twice. She stared right into my eyes for a few heart beats before laughing and skipping away through the club’s entrance.

I followed her inside and saw Miss Lee sitting with another girl. She had her back to me, so I strolled over to the table and stood besides her. Her eyes widened when she saw me. Lee rose to her feet and smiled when she read my cap. I put it on her head and ordered beers for the table. And being my totally inconsistent self I took Lee back. Course she has been paid for in advance and I had another week.

Soon I returned to the same old routine. Work all day, party at the club, and play house at Lee’s hooch. I wondered if anything of interest might occur each day, but nothing interesting happened until Thursday. I went to the latrine after lunch and when I pissed it burned.

25 Years Ago Part XXII

Wednesday, April 26th, 2006
The cab dropped me off in front of the hotel and I ran up the steps. Mr. Lee greeted me and I got a room for the night. He also told me that JB had a checked into the hotel. Great. I hoped he might be in country, though I did not know when he would return. Unfortunately, no one answered the phone when I called him. I scratched my head and wondered what to do.

Then I had a capital idea. I ran downstairs to the hair salon. And there she stood working away on a customer, little Miss Lee. As soon as I walked in the ladies chattered and stole glances my way. Little Lee walked over smiling.

“You need anudda hair cut?”

“Oh no Miss Lee. I just wanted to say hello.” Plus I thought it might be time to ditch the bar girls and date a nice girl. I did not even have sex on my mind. Too many girls with excess baggage were just crushing me. Time to find an uncomplicated girl.

Her eyes kind of widened and she smiled. She smiled a lot and the girl had the cutest dimples in her chipmunk cheeks. Then this customer cried out to Lee from her seat. She was a chubby woman with her hair covered in rollers. The elder woman looked jolly and she eyed me. She had a tiny dog, it reminded me of a Chihuahua, in her lap

“This is my mother.”

I looked at the woman and greeted her formally. Then I went to scratch the dog’s ears and he must have thought I would attack his master or something. He barked and yapped at my hand. Lee’s mom looked like she would go into shock. Her eyes got big and mouth formed a big O as I scratched Fido behind the ears.

“Hey Jerry!”

I turned to see who called my name and there stood JB and Choon.

“Quit scaring folks and say hello.”

I walked over and shook JB’s hand and smiled at Choon. She absolutely radiated love and contentment. I felt glad for them. Though I wondered if Choon was the last decent bar girl in all of Korea.

Little Lee came over and I invited her to dinner. She smiled at the invitation and everything was soon set. I waved farewell to her Mom, who had recovered, as had Fido. We went upstairs and chatted over drinks.

“So what happened to Suki, dude,” JB probed.

“She don’t want to make love,” I replied.

“Really?” He talked to Choon in Korea. Her eyes grew wide.

“Well. You probably did the right thing.”

I raised my eyebrow and asked, “Why is that?”

“Choon told me she was seeing some Air Force guy.”

“She fucked around on me?”

Choon nodded her head and spoke, “Suki is numbah ten. Sorry.”

I waved off her apology. Maybe Choon felt responsible for me wasting my time with Suki. But thems the breaks too. Though I got to admit that it hurt more that she screwed around with some wimpy Air Force puke. Turns out while I was being a good boy back in Fort Huachuca she had been keeping busy.

After a while we went back to the salon. Little Miss Lee had no customers and she grabbed her purse. We walked out of the hotel and rain pelted us as we ran down the hill. We ducked into a little Korean noodle shop and sat at a table. I think the rain made things more homey. We had the special of the day. They called it “Base Meat” stew and it tasted great. This dish got its name as all of the meat came from Osan Air Base. The ingredients included hamburger, chopped hotdogs and spam cooked in a ground Korean chili peppers, garlic (would not be Korean without that), and noodles. They served kimchi on the side and I drank an OB beer. Next to the meal where I learned how to use chop sticks, this was the most memorable meal I ate in my time in Korea. Just the name of the dish and company made it very special.

Then I convinced Miss Lee to go dancing later. The Songtan Hotel had a night club and it would be open all the way through curfew. JB invited me upstairs and we sat around and yakked until Lee got off work. She came upstairs. Lee had changed her outfit and she looked pretty cute. She wore black satin pants with a satin top that was also black with a bright red floral pattern. Her hair looked immaculate, but what would you expect from a hairdresser. I wore the same clothes I had on outside the other Miss Lee’s hooch. Jeans, t-shirt and a plaid flannel shirt. My usual sloppy self.

We took the elevator up to the night club on the top floor. Place looked packed and more people streamed in as it got closer to curfew. Our quartet scored a table and ordered drinks. Little Lee ordered a coke which I took as a good sign. Would not have to carry her home in the morning. And dancing with her was fun. She danced as poorly as I did, but we were having fun.

Eventually, all of the beer caught up with me and I had to play the banjo. I went to the restroom and it freaked me out as it was unisex. Girls hogged the mirrors, while guys did their business standing up. A cue formed for the toilets. It seemed just as loud and crowded in the banjo as it was on the dance floor. I wondered if couples were too poor to get a room if they would just grab a stall and go at it. With all the noise I doubt anyone would notice. I did my business and got out of there.

All of that work caught up with me and I felt sleep tugging on me. Little Miss Lee looked tired too. We bid JB and Choon good night and hit the elevators. Now I had good intentions for Lee. For her, I wanted to use employ the southern honor I was taught as a boy. The same integrity that had been ignored everyday so far on Korean soil. I had no intention of doing anything more than sleeping. She appeared pretty nervous too. After all Lee was not a bar girl, she was a hairdresser, and the average single Korean women was a virgin.

We arrived at the room and she looked to be a nervous little mouse. Eyes wide open, hands clasped, knees pressed together.

“Just sleep,” I spoke hoping to console her.

I kicked off my shoes and took off my flannel shirt and laid it across a chair. She looked tense to the point of being terrified. Her fear filled the mattress despite me trying to sleep away from her on my side. No way could I sleep with that anxiety. I grabbed a pillow and lay on the floor. But I still could not sleep. Lee laid on the bed wide-eyed staring at me. After being an infantryman I could sleep in about any condition you could think of. I knew how to sleep while walking on guard duty. Despite this I could not sleep under that stare. Poor girl must have thought I would jump her bones the minute she nodded off. Though in retrospect her reputation had been placed in a poor position.

It must have been an hour after leaving the dance floor, when I just got rose from the floor and sat besides her. Her body quivered and perhaps she thought I might pluck her then.

“Go,” I told her. “You cannot sleep here, so go somewhere you can relax.”

She sat up and looked at me with those mousey eyes. Lee bowed and grabbed her shoes and left. I lay back on the bed and lit up a cigarette. I hoped I had not ruined my chances with her. The beer affected me again so I went to the toilet. I washed my hands when someone knocked on the door. Had Lee returned?

I went and opened the door. Much to my surprise Suki stood outside my door. She looked good. Her hair coiffed nicely and she had on a sleeveless black dress that just covered her knees. The girl wore fishnet stockings, which added to the sexiness she exuded. A sweet smile set on her face and her eyes met mine.

“Go fuck the air force,” was all I could muster.

I shut the door. Crawled into bed and slept deeply.

25 Years Ago Part XXI

Tuesday, April 25th, 2006
Work kept me the next evening. But Jam and I were determined to go to the ville. I think it worked out real good for me that he tagged along.

We entered the club and I walked across the dance floor looking left and right for Miss Lee. She did not sit at a table or the bar. Little Bit gyrated across the dance floor, alone as always. Just a smile and the joy she exuded.

“Yo,” I cried out to her. “Where is Miss Lee.”

“She’s playing pool.”

“Thanks agashi.”

She just strutted away following the beat of the tunes. Jam and I grabbed a beer at the bar before going to the poolroom. It was located adjacent to the bar and dance floor. The hairs on the back of my neck stood up as soon as I entered. There was Lee and the old yobo playing pool. He had a few guys from his unit with him as well. I immediately went on alert. Thoughts of him bushwhacking me came to mind.

First I laid my money on the table laying my claim on the next game. Then I took Jam aside and assessed him of what might be going down. Fortunately, Jam was a good friend. He had balls of steel and was a scary mofo through and through. When he cranked on the Jamaican accent I think he could pretty much intimidate anyone that thought they might mess with him. Couple of the old yobo’s buddies disappeared after they heard him speak.

My game came up. The cheating father beat Lee. So I claimed my girl with a kiss and sent her to get some more beer. Then we played team pool. Me and Jam against him and his buddy. The game was full of electricity. Pool cues whipped cue balls which flew off the table with abnormal irregularity. Shots were called with vehemence and compliments remained between team members. No one moved aside for anyone. As the game went we conversed in monosyllables and grunts. And then we played the final card. We told them we worked inside the fence. And they let up. Me and Jam won the game. I kept the girl and took her home.

But why did I have to go through all of that? And would I have been mugged if I had gone alone? Was Miss Lee worth all this trouble? I never really had feelings for her like Jin and Suki. Miss Lee had been a great Korean girl until her old flame showed up. Why could she be so sweet on a cheater? Couldn’t Lee see that if he proved unfaithful to his wife, he would in turn be unfaithful to her? In retrospect I saw this with a lot of Korean bargirls. They gave their hearts to married men, who just wanted to keep the plumbing in operation until they could go back home to momma.

The work day ended early and the bonus was it was Friday. Sergeant Hillbilly let us free for the afternoon and I looked forward to spending it with Miss Lee. Explore some Korean food and do something more than get drunk and bump uglies. Too bad we had to work on Saturday again. I took a shower and walked to the club by myself. When I arrived Little Bit danced outside, full of joy and her joy was infectious. So I tried to dance with her. Dancing with Little Bit is difficult at best. Juggling water would be easier. Finally, I realized the impossibility of it and asked if Lee was inside. Little Bit said she had not arrived yet. It did not surprise me at this early hour. She would expect me to arrive later.

I figured I would go to the hooch and surprise her. Maybe we could go eat somewhere before we hit the club. The maze seemed quiet this time in the afternoon. All of the adashis and agimas must have been hard at work. Eventually I came to her courtyard. The door to her hooch was unlocked. I opened it and knocked on the shoji. Lee opened the door and much to my surprise a woman squatted on the floor. I looked into her eyes and they were pools of sadness.

Anya hasamika,” I greeted formally. “Nanun Jerry imnida.”

The woman stared back without responding. Lee grasped my arm and walked me into the courtyard.

“That is my mother. She come by to visit. Wait for me at the club and I come.”

And I returned to the club. I had not planned on meeting her mom. Ironic that I meet the parent of the girl I had not given my heart. Lee did come by later and the Friday passed without complication and the usual results.

Saturday was another hump day at work. Just a lot of grunt work, but it made the hours pass quickly. Sergeant Hillbilly let us go early again. I cleaned up and hit the ville. Once again Lee was not in the club. So I headed to the maze. In a short time I found myself standing outside her shoji again. Lee opened the door, stepped out and closed the door.

“Howdy yobo.”

She looked back at me with eyes. Eyes sad like her mother’s. A mother who visits a daughter and must realize that she makes her money by lying on her back, when her John comes to visit.

“My mother is sleeping. I cannot come to the club tonight. She does not feel good.”

Canchanah.” And just as I prepare to be noble and step away I see the tennis shoes. Tennis shoes that could almost fit my feet.

I glare at Lee and she shudders. “You and your mother have a pleasant evening.”

I walked back through the maze. The anger welled. People jumped out of my way. No one wanted to get close to the man with the crazy face. I hit the main street and I knew what I wanted to do. I hopped into a cab.

Adashi,” I addressed the driver. “Songtan Hotel.”

25 Years Ago Part XX

Monday, April 24th, 2006
I exited the iron gate of Miss Lee’s courtyard and walked through the maze of alleys. Morning activity filled the alleyways. Agashis and adashis carried bundles here and there. Babies squatting on the sidewalk for their morning toilet, while mom waited to clean their bum and pick up the mess. School kids in uniform swept sidewalks as oma (grandmother) supervised. It made me reflect on the Land of the Morning Calm. The old guy back in Huachuca was right; this place was anything but calm in the morning.

And my days flowed into a pleasant routine. Wake up early and tickle Miss Lee’s butt. Get dressed and walk through the alleys. Go to Camp Humphreys and don my uniform. Breakfast in the mess hall. Work in the com center. Lunch in the mess hall. More work. Dinner. Shower and change. Club, drink, dance, maze, love, sleep. The days were wonderful, like opium. And like with opium things are euphoric in the beginning, but the same old same old needs a new trick or becomes dry. I guess I became too dry for Miss Lee.

Now she and I had some good times. Somehow soju came up one evening. Soju is a Korean liqueur that GIs talked about all the time. Rumors had it that it was made from phermaldahyde, but that is not true. Considering the time I was stationed in Korea it was more than likely made from ethanol and flavor additives. When Miss Lee heard I would drink soju she ran out of the club. Lee came back a few minutes later and beckoned me to follow her. I obeyed and I noticed that Little Bit took interest in what we were doing and she followed us across the street. We walked upstairs and entered what I assume was a home. There was an agima who spoke good English, she may have been Lee’s mamasan. I’m not sure who she was. There were a couple of kids and some other women. Everyone sat on their knees with their legs folded underneath them. Agima’s home was a typical Korean household possessing no furniture. I sat akimbo, though my posture would change a lot. I had a tough time getting comfortable on the floor.

“You want soju,” Agima got to the point?

“Sure,” I replied, “Why not?”

The women all laughed. They looked cute with there hands covering their mouths, subduing giggles.

“Need money prease.”

So I broke out some cash and gave it to agima. Then she yelled at a boy, maybe he was 10 years old. He came over and got the money and dashed out. The woman talked and the scene reminded me of playing spin the bottle or truth or dare. The bonus was I was the only man with all these pretty women. The boy ran back into the room with a green tinted bottle. He handed it to agima and returned to his playing. Agima stood and went to a chest and pulled out five shot glasses. The glasses were lined up nice and neat and then she unscrewed the top off the soju bottle. The liquid looked clear as she poured a good measure for all of us.

I lifted my glass and we toasted, “Kempai”. Soju had a nasty taste, but it had a nice kick that made you forego taste concerns. This stuff has the potential to get you drunk quick and I liked getting hammered. We sat there drinking, and joking. The kids played behind us, except for Little Bit. She just sat and watched us. The girl rocked back and forth as she sat smiling there. Her smile grew a bit when our eyes met. In a short time the bottle sat empty and I felt warm. And I learned that an empty bottle meant time to leave. Lee took my hand and we vamoosed with Little Bit leading the way back to the club.

We must have drunk soju three times and each time we followed that some protocol at agima’s room. In retrospect those times were enjoyable. I don’t know if it was the affects of the alcohol, or just being the lone bull sitting among all the cows. Basking in their attention, having them listen to my jokes or stories and in turn listening to what they had to say.

After the third occasion of drinking soju Miss Lee and I returned to the club. She lost her smile shortly after we entered. We found a table and I could not figure out what changed her mood. Then this GI came over and asked her to dance. And she did. My blood boiled as they danced across the floor, but when the song finished she came back to my table. She hit off her beer as soon as she sat down. Gulping down the OB in a way she did not normally do.

“You know that guy you danced with?” I had to ask.

She looked back at me. Her eyes had found a new quality. That of a mouse, frightened and uncertain of what to do.

“He was my old yobo.”

I turned around and looked him over again. He was watching our table and when our eyes met it was laser beams striking. I turned back to Lee.

“But he has a wife and baby.”

She looked back sad, defeated, and lost. And the night slowly turned into crap. The old yobo and I took turns dancing with Miss Lee. She slowly but surely got drunk. I danced with her and Lee swayed like the liquid that filled her belly. I had to catch her before she fell across a table. It was passed time to head for the hooch. To help things the new daddy walked over.

“She needs to go home,” He said.

“Aneyo,” Lee’s words slurred. “I gonna dance.”

“We got to go yobo.”

I spoke yobo like a fighter wields a knife at the other man. He returned to his beer. Meanwhile, I led Miss Lee to the door. She protested, but it was as effective as a gnat opening a door. The air outside felt good and as soon as Lee felt the warm air she ceased struggling. I tried to walk her down the street with my arm wrapped around her for support but her legs failed to cooperate. Tired of the slow progress. I picked her up and carried her back to the hooch. Memories of Jin and the streets of Seoul came back. Here I was again carrying a girl drunk over another guy. At least I had not been smitten with Lee like Jin and Suki. And this evening had ensured that I would not go off the deep end for this girl. But my arrogance would not let her go.

People in the maze stared at me as I strode through on the path to the hooch. Lee weighed more than Jin and I worried I might drop her. But I slowed for nothing except to adjust my hold. I worried that I might bang her head on the walls or another pedestrian. Finally we made it to her hooch. The girl was sober enough to enter the combination. Once again I stripped a drunken Korean girl down to her underwear and tucked her into bed. Then I started going through her pots and grabbed one just in case she grew ill and set it by the bed. I went outside and played the banjo and grabbed a smoke.

What had I got myself into? Did Lee prefer to waste her life with a jerk that fucked around on the wife who just gave birth to his child? Did I need to be a warrior and fight for my yobo? I flicked the butt and ground it to death with none of my questions answered. I chose to sleep on it. Come morning I tickled Lee’s butt to see what she thought. I found her response agreeable.

25 Years Ago Part XIX

Wednesday, April 19th, 2006
I rode bank to Camp Humphries not uttering a word the entire trip. My realization of how stupid I was just buffeted my feeble brain. Every bit of GI data I had collected said Korean girls did whatever you wanted and whenever you wanted. Anything as long as sex was in the missionary position. My misfortune led me to two defective girls. There’s no luck, like no luck at all.

Once I arrived at the gate I went to the barracks. There I took a shower before changing and going to the mess hall. Once I made the queue in the mess hall I spotted Jam and sat near him.

“I did not see you in the ville last night man,” Jam spoke.

“I went to Songtan.”

“Ah. I see. Your lady friend?”

“Not any damn more.”

“You have a fight man.”

“She don’t wanna put out. I don’t have time for that shit.”

Jam just nodded his head and we moved on to baseball. More important things. I noticed an interesting thing that morning too. Red was on our job. She had been my sponsor when I arrived at Fort Huachuca, A sponsor had the responsibility of taking you around the fort so you get processed. I liked her a lot because of the help she gave me when I arrived. I noticed she ate breakfast with Sergeant DH. Since I had my hair cut I made a point to walk by and say hello to the both of them. Sergeant DH looked me over, hoping to find something else out of sorts but not today. I could show the sonuvabitch how to Army if he wanted to play that game. I spent three years in the infantry and he had spent his entire career in some chicken shit signal unit here and there. Course I only had to screw up once for him to get me. That was the Army way.

Work was the same old shit. We were in the early days of the job so we were moving things around, Setting up racks. Getting ready to run cable. A bunch of a dirty work. But I enjoyed it because it made the day pass quickly. I just wanted to go to the ville and have a beer and see if I could find a real Korean girl.

Evening came and I walked to the barracks. I paused to watch several men learning Tae Kwon Do. They towered over this little Korean man that moved quickly and with great power. He looked incredible and there was no doubt in my mind that he could easily kick all their butts if he wanted. The ville beckoned so I moved on to the barracks. Another shower and change of clothes had me ready to go. I hooked up with Jam and we left for downtown.

We did not waste any time but went to the same club we had two nights ago. As soon as we hit the alley we saw Little Bit. She skipped over to us with her effervescent smile.

Anyahasayo GI,” she greeted us.

“Howdy little missy. Your friend here?”

She looked at me still smiling, swaying to the sound of the music coming from inside the club. “Miss Lee say you gotu yobo.”

“Not anymore. I’m looking for a new yobo.”

Little Bit stopped moving. The first and last time I ever saw her stand still. Her eyes widened for a second and then she grinned. “I come back with Miss Lee, canchanayo?”

“OK. I’ll be here.”

With that the girl turned around and ran off. I looked at Jam and we smiled, watching as she turned the corner. We stepped inside, found a table, and ordered a pair of cold ones. We looked over the girls and listened to the music.

Time passed and then Little Bit’s smile brightened the doorway. She danced over to us and rested her hands on the back of a chair. She leaned across the table and spoke, “Miss Lee is coming.”

And then she pranced away full of youth, happiness, and energy. I wondered where her folks were and then I thought of Jin and wondered if this girl might be an orphan too.

That’s when Miss Lee arrived. She saw me and smiled. I waved my beer and pointed at it. She nodded and went to the bar. The bartender came over and the two women chatted a bit. Then Lee came and sat with us. She smiled and I liked her eyes. They were friendly. Those eyes defeated a rather wide plain face. She wore blue jeans and a blue plaid shirt on that night. She smiled as we chatted.

“You don’t have yobo,” Miss Lee.

“No,” I answered firmly. “The other girl is numbah ten.”

Lee’s hand covered her face. Laughing, cringing, groaning, I’m not sure what she was doing behind those fingers. She quickly regained her composure.

“You want a new yobo?” She looked at me, the smile had fled and gone flat. Bright eyes staring into mine trying to gauge my honesty.

“I need a new yobo.” I took a quick swallow of my beer. “I need a good yobo. Are you a good yobo.”

“Me, I’m numbah hanah yobo. I makah you very happy.”

“How come you not somebody’s yobo already?”

“My old yobo. Hmmm… His wife have a baby, he need the money to go US.”

I thought what an asshole. Screwing around on his pregnant wife. “So you are finished with him?”

“I am, I want a new yobo.” She stared into my eyes. Serious and sincere. This was a real Korean girl. I prepared for everything, except to learn that she was human too. That would come later.

“Lets do it. You wanna dance?”

And she did. We spent most of the night dancing and drinking. Jam disappeared. Wanted to get a good nights sleep.

Eleven thirty came and the curfew hustle started. We left the bar holding hands walking back the alley the same way I entered. Then we turned left away from Camp Humphreys. Miss Lee walked me into an entirely different world. Cramped alleys flanked by iron gates that opened onto residential courtyards. We turned this way and that way and I wondered if we would ever make it to her hooch before curfew began. Then we were there. Her iron gate and her courtyard. The courtyard was all concrete with a drain and faucet on the far end. To the left there was a small structure that housed the banjo and some storage space. On our right there was the house. There were two entrances as this home was set up in two compartments. Her door set farthest from the gate.

She turned the combination on the lock and the door opened into an outer room where she had a few storage containers laying about. We left our shoes there and she opened the sliding door and I saw her room. It was nice and cozy. Lee had a stereo and a chest of drawers. Best of all she had a bed. We would not sleep upon the floor.

We undressed quickly. She was a little heavier, but she still looked nice and smooth. Lee was Korean and she tasted of garlic but I was becoming a fan. She was good at the missionary position. And we slept like cats. And prayed again in the morning. Yep Lee was a real Korean girl

25 Years Ago Part XVIII

Monday, April 17th, 2006
I left Suki with a passionate kiss in the morning. The cab ride went by quickly as my head swam with thoughts of Suki and the memory of her taste and sweet perfume. The walk to the barracks invigorated me even more. Jet lag never caught me the whole day, because my heart was filled with Korea.

Breakfast was a different experience. I never entered a Mess Hall in Korea before. It seemed strange to listen to a baseball game during breakfast. It was really starting off as an interesting season too as the Oakland A’s were just unstoppable. Everyday they seemed to be on the front page of the Stars and Stripes with another win. I finally got to meet the Sergeant in charge. Lets call him Hillbilly, because that is what he seemed to be. Now just because I refer to him as Hillbilly do not misunderstand me. This guy knew his job and he was a performer which is why he was here in charge of us. And we had a bunch of folks working on this part of the project. I worked in the com center doing a variety of chores. Spent most of the day outside untangling a series of cables. It was dull work but I liked being out in the sun rather than the windowless com center. I took a break for lunch. At this time I met the Chogi boy. He would clean all of my clothes and gear each day. I paid him $30 for the month. After lunch I spent more time stretching cables and finding reasons to take smoke breaks.

Finally, the evening came. I took a shower and went for chow with Jam. I remember it was a Thursday night. Jet lag did not seem to be affecting him either. We both headed into the ville. Window shopping with no intention to buy. We came to a club and went in for a beer. It was early so not a lot of guys were there, though they all tended to be black and the music in this bar was all soul. The girls hit on Jam, who was black too, and it felt strange being ignored by girls in Korea. I remember the bar as being predominantly blue and my ego quickly turned the same shade. We finished the beer and headed on down the street. We found another bar and this played more popular music. I preferred heavy metal back in those days, but this beat soul music which really wore on me.

We sat at the bar and ordered a beer. There were lots of girls in this bar. Even the bartenders were women. But I had Suki so I was determined to only look and not touch. The place was painted a faded yellow, rancid and dour. But the energy the girls had dancing made a man ignore a little thing like paint on the walls. Somewhere I could hear pool balls collide in a game of eight ball. But Jam and I watched the dancers and sipped our beers. Then this little girl came up to us. When I say little I mean YOUNG. She was obviously a teenager with long ebon hair and she was cute despite her pizza face. I’ll refer to her as Little Bit.

“My friends think you are cute,” she said. Little Bit had pretty eyes and they were staring into mine. Her voice conveyed confidence backed up with 15 years of cockiness. The girl swayed from left to right following the beat of some forgotten 70s tune.

“Whose your friend,” I asked?

Little Bit pointed across the room. Her finger targeted a table where two Korean girls sat. They smiled at Jam and I. Both waved. I looked at Jam and he looked at me.

“It won’t hurt to chat Jerry” Jam looked at me. He scratched his beard in contemplation. (Note Jam had a shaving profile which allowed him to grow a beard. Most soldiers like me had to shave everything off except moustaches.)

So we hopped off the stools and passed through the dancers as we followed Little Bit. She walked up to the women, smiled, and kept on stepping away to the other side of the bar. We sat down. Both girls were cute. I sat next to Miss Lee. She looked sweet, wearing a bright yellow button down short sleeve blouse, blue jeans. and a pair of tennis shoes. She had her bangs evenly cut just brushing the top of her eyebrows. The rest of her hair fell down to the bottom of her shoulder blades.

I looked her in big eyes and said, “I got a Yobo.”

“You do?” Her eyes grew larger. “Where is she?”

“She works in Songtan”, I replied. “She has to work tonight.”

“So you don’t need a girl?”

“No. But my friend does.”

Jam looked at me and kind of smiled at the thought.

“You want to dance, GI?” She looked at me with those pleasant eyes.

“Sure why not.”

And that was how the evening went. We danced and drank our beers. We even bought the girls a round, Business was slow on Thursday. Most GIs could not get off base without a pass and I guess most passes were issued on the weekend. Another advantage of my job. I did not need a pass as long as I had my orders. So the girls were not so prone to hustle on this evening. We gave em a good time. Gave us the chance to dance, drink some beer, and go home and to catch 40 winks for the four of us.

Friday started off with bad news. Hillbilly said we would work through the weekend. That killed me. How was I going to see Suki if I worked every damn day? And we worked late that Friday. I think the jet lag must have hit as I just went to bed without a second thought. Saturday we worked but we finished a little earlier. Hillbilly wanted us to work Sunday, but I did not care. I wanted to be with Suki.

A cab took me to the Songtan Hotel. I bumped into Choon right away. She told me Suki worked in another place tonight, but she would come to Songtan before curfew.

Now back in Camp Humphries we had another Sergeant that was an equivalent rank as Hillbilly. Fortunately, Hillbilly had time in his rank so he was over this other Sergeant who I will call Dickhead or just DH. DH had been on my ass from the moment I arrived. This guy was a fucking Martinet and I never got along with those kind pricks. Thank God I had the Chogi boy or I really would have had some hard times. But as usual, my hair was too long and he was threatening me with punishment if I did not get my hair cut.

I told Choon I needed a little trim. She took me down into the basement of the Songtan Hotel. There was a hair salon with several stylist. There I met this itty bitty lady named Miss Lee. She was just cute as a button and I doubt she reached a complete 5 feet in height. She had a cute little figure and she always seemed to wear black pants and velvety blouse. Her hair was cut short in layers and feathered. Did I mention she was cute as a button? Most important though she cut my hair, I had so much fun with the hair stylists and Choon that I stayed in the salon after my haircut. I tried to chat with the ladies and they were just as eager to engage me in conversation. And reflecting back on this couple of hours, it was my longest time I had spent with Korean women that were not bar girls.

Choon and I went up for a bite in the hotel restaurant. We sat around, me drinking a beer waiting for Suki to arrive. She showed up around 11:30. I hugged her and took her costume box and shoes. I walked toward the front desk to get a room.

“No Yobo,” Suki spoke. “We got to savu money.”

This kind of made me smile at that moment. One of the reasons GIs bragged about Korean girls was their ability to save money. Here she was already looking out for my coin. So I did not argue. We walked out of the Songtan Hotel and into the night. People on the street walked in rushed determination. Curfew would begin soon and no one wanted to be caught out on the streets.

Then we got to a strange building. It was open yet closed. It reminded me more of a barn, but this was where Suki’s hooch was located. It was even sparser than the place JB and I had left Choon. The roof was a curvy corrugated sheet supported by wooden pillars. We walked through the common area. Here there was a water spigot and drain. There were lots of containers stacked about. They were probably kimchi containers, but I would not understand this until a few more weeks passed by. Suki entered the combination to the padlock. She opened the door which was a wooden frame covered by particle board. Her room was tiny. The walls were chicken wire and particle board.  She had a wardrobe secured with another pad lock. Inside were all of Suki’s worldly belongings. This included the sleeping pads and blankets we would use. Chicken wire also formed a roof above us. From this Suki hung stocking and other clothing she must have hung out to dry. I was getting ready to ask Suki where the banjo was, when she pulled out a pot and squatted right in front of me. I followed suit and I guess for the first time in my life I had a pot to piss in.

Finally, it was time to get under the covers. I was all ready to go too. All that time waiting for Suki and being a good boy and now I just wanted to play. I made my move and she pushed me back. I looked back at her shocked, confused, and still ready to go.

“Oh Yobo. We don’t makey love every night.”

The gears in my mind spun and zoomed quickly with more than a couple of gears grinding. Another reason GIs bragged about Korean girls is that when you wanted whoopie, you got whoopie. And I wanted it!

I looked at her with blue puppy dog eyes and said, “But I wanna make love. I’m ready. We can take it easy next time honey.”

She hissed at me. “Egi ya! You just a baby.”

And that tone and comment just skewered me. I’m thinking, why don’t you just cut my nuts off and throw ‘em out in the street. I wanted her bad, so bad that now those balls were physically aching in anticipation. But she did not budge. And I just laid on my back and stared at the corrugated roof through the chicken wire. Now I was glad I had to work in the morning. I don’t know what I would do if I had to stay with her all day. I was not going to allow this to become Miss Jin II. No way in hell.

The night dragged on. Cool breezes blew through the hooch and I listened to Suki breathe. Damn. I cursed my luck. Why could I never catch the Korean girls all the other guys caught?

Finally, the sun broke the horizon so I knew curfew was over. I got dressed and Suki looked at me with questioning eyes.

“Where you go Yobo?”

“I have to work.”

And that’s all I said to her. I did not explain anything to her. And in retrospect I did not ask her feelings. Was she tired from dancing all evening? Did she have an upset stomach? Did she just want to sleep and make love in the morning? I asked nothing. I just left.

And I still missed the warning label. Though I have to admit, it was too late to read it now anyway.

CHANGE OF SUBJECT.  The Organic Whole Grain noodles were great. My kids did not even notice the difference. Yay.

FW: 25 Years Ago Part XVII

Monday, April 3rd, 2006
Authors note. Apologies to all who have not been able to hear Part XVI. I will try and email it to anyone that would like to hear it. And I am looking for a way to have the text available from my podcast. I hope there is a software program that can achieve this, but if necessary I shall type it. Sometimes we do things too big in Texas. Hehe. But then it would not be Texas if we did not have huge desires and passion. 

I cannot recall what day in April I returned to Korea. Again it was a journey of three and I was once more the low man on the totem pole. I traveled with a pair of Specialist Fifth Class ranked fellows from my platoon. One fellow was married and came from Alabama and I will refer to him as CB for Country Boy. The other guy was a Jamaican chap. He was single and I enjoyed his company. This guy had an interesting past which included time serving with the British Army. I shall refer to him as Jam.

Once more we flew to San Francisco where we caught our MAC (Military Airlift Command) flight out of Travis Air Force Base. The Flying Tiger 747 carried us through Anchorage on to Yakota, Japan and finally Osan, Korea. I could have kissed the ground when I exited the plane. I inhaled the warm humid air, which greatly contrasted to the cold and snow of winter I had left in February. Where only three months earlier I arrived nervous and unsure of myself, at this time I was giddy and anxious to find Suki. Her picture rested in my pocket by my heart and I received a pair of letters to further fan my passion. These letters were promises that she waited for me, her yobo to return and hold her in my arms. And I aimed to meet her again this day.

We gathered our bags and tool kits and flagged a cab for Seoul. The cab passed the Songtan Hotel (I called it the Osan Hotel by mistake in an earlier post) and the cruelty of its location incited my anxiety. I wondered if Suki worked there at that moment as we drove by. But I could not stop, for the Army has no passion for anything besides duty. Duty demanded the traveling trio report to headquarters in Seoul. They would know if we delayed our travel. The three of us did not know where we were going. All we knew it had to do with Operation Fastback, the same project I worked on at Yongsan.

The Korean countryside was beautiful with all of the snow banished by Spring. Green fields interrupted by rice patties flanked the highway. Lovely homes painted white and covered with red tiles must have been inviting to the owner when he returned. Would Suki and I share a home someday? A pair of Air Force jets shook our cab as they sped north. I was reminded that these roads we drove on now were cut straight and level. They would be alternative or overflow landing strips in time of war. Lots of things in Korea were designed to help for the defense in times of war.

After a time the countryside gave way to tenements and sky high apartments of Seoul. I loved seeing the mountains of the city. I wondered about Miss Kim and the New York Club. When I could I would visit her too. Would Jin be around? What would I do if I ever saw her again? The highway gave way to the madness of Korean streets and Hyundai Colts. The kimchi brakes (horn honking) were evident as we winded our way through the city.

We survived the drive and reported to the Operations Sergeant. At this time we learned we would be going to Camp Humphreys. This is located in Pyeong-Taek province. There is a city of the same name which has a suburb that is the location of the ville. That ville is called Anjung-Ri by the locals. Headquarters issued orders and rations card to us. The ration card was important as it would allow me to purchase American cigarettes, alcohol, and mayonnaise.

They called a cab for the traveling trio and we returned south retracing our steps. I thought this would work out really good for me and Suki. JB had stayed at the Songtan Hotel when he worked at Camp Humphreys. That was how he met Choon, who danced in the hotel’s bar. That’s where I believed Suki worked as well. We passed the Songtan Hotel and it felt like such a cruel joke not being able to enter. The cab turned left taking us east and out of the shops and homes of Songtan.

Now we drove through farmlands on small roads with only one lane going in either direction. We had a laugh as we saw a pair of farmers running along the side of the road on a dirt farm track that separated the road from rice paddies. They looked comical shouting out and waving there arms. Then we saw the source of their distress. They chased a pony that was pulling a cart full of fertilizer. The poor beast was frightened and offal fell out of the cart as it ran alongside us.

We drove about fifteen minutes before we hit a more trafficked area with a lot of homes. And then I spotted signs that told me we had reached the ville. Shops with signs in English told me this was the place. And then you could see the girls hanging out in front of the bars waiting for the evening to come. The ladies were enjoying the comfortable late afternoon breeze. If you follow this link you will see the entrance to Camp Humphreys. Those buildings look exactly as I recall them so long ago. The barracks look brand new however.

The cab was not permitted on base so we unloaded our gear and walked it inside the perimeter. The MPs checked our papers and gear. A truck arrived and carried us into a special part of the base. We were actually in a base, inside the base. This area had barracks, its own gym, the communications center where we would work, and it even had a massage parlor. The thing I found funny was that the cafeteria was located outside our fence. So they trusted the massage girls but not the Army chefs. Go figure.

This was more like the Korea I had heard of from other GIs. As we passed the gym we could see men inside perfecting their Tae Kwan Do skills. As soon as I received my bunk assignment the chogi boy showed up. Chogi translates into there and chogi boy is a worker that goes “there” to do things for you. I paid him a dollar a day and he made my bunk, cleaned my clothes, and shined my boots. Though I had to keep him away from my work shoes as they were not to be polished. I would have no problems soldiering here, since the chogi boy would keep me out of trouble.

Our project sergeant was busy and he figured we would be dead from jet lag, so he released us for the evening. We would have to report to the Sergeant bright and early after breakfast. But I had no desire to rest. I had the memory of a kiss from Suki and the unspoken promise that it carried. I took a quick shower and changed into some clean clothes. Then I walked to the front gate. The MPs hassled me a bit, as I did not have a pass. But my orders were all I needed to leave and they let me proceed. I caught a cab that waited for business just outside the gate.

Once again I retraced my path and the 15 minutes passed slowly. Painfully. I wanted to see Suki so badly. I paid the cabbie and stepped inside the Songtan Hotel lobby. Mr. Lee greeted me immediately. He remembered me from just those few minutes back in February. He asked me how I was. I told him I needed a room for the night and he gave me a $20 rate. I asked about Suki and he told me that she only worked in the hotel during the weekends. She danced in another club on the weekdays.

He suggested that I go ahead and have a seat in the club and he would inform Suki that I was there. So I sat at one the small tables in the hotel’s bar drinking OBs and watching tubby Korean go-go dancers. I had been sitting there a while when Choon arrived. She smiled so sweetly when I saw her. I stood up and we bowed to each other like Koreans do and she sat down and we tried to talk. She tried to ask about JB, who was due in the next week for his new permanent duty at Osan’s Bucket site. I asked about Suki. Then Choon went out of the bar. I just waited. Time passed. I drank beer after beer. Where was Suki? At about 11 Choon came in with a cab driver. She said if I paid him he would bring Suki from her work. I did so without a second thought.

Time passed. Choon sat with me. We were quietly contemplating. Choon looked comfortable there. I was tired, drunk, and infatuated to the point of anxiety. Every second ticked like a hammer matching my finger tapping upon the table. In school I had been a drummer and as the disco beat pumped and the fat girls gyrated I kept a steady staccato with my fingers. Choon smiled but avoided meeting my eyes.

Then the world stopped. Suki walked in the bar. Choon smiled, greeted Suki and then she faded away from my evening. Suki carried a heavy box the held her go-go outfits and shoes. Her dress was jet black just like her feathered hair. I looked into her eyes and I could see happiness in them. Our lips met and we pressed our bodies together as one. Oblivious to all those around us.

The next thing I remember is we are in my room and she laid on the bed wearing a smile, her stockings, and the mattress. Legs open, inviting like a centerfold for my camera eye. The cigarette tasted so good after we had consummated our bond. We lay tangled like cats purring, “Yobo sarang hapnida.” Could life get any better I wondered? Two months of waiting, well done. I had someone to love me. Not some sloppy round eye, but a Korean pearl.

Sometimes you need to stop and read the warning label though.

25 Years Ago Part XVI

Saturday, April 1st, 2006

Going to try the voice blog thingie. This is an experiment. Hope you like it. I talk for almost 25 minutes. This takes some time to load as it is 15.29 MB. Might be overdoing it. Imagine that if you will.


Part XVI
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